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The move appears to be retesting its breakout zone, a typical pattern before continuation. However, price action alone isn’t telling the full story.

It all started when the hacker, with a penchant for pilfering, swiped the funds from GMX’s Arbitrum-based liquidity pool. But, in a shocking twist, they’ve decided to return the loot and collect a reward. Talk about a change of heart! ❤️

This heralds a new dawn where Nigerians can whip out AEON Pay on its Telegram miniapp—or is it a magical app that never lets you down? Who knows! With merchants eager to join the party, spenders can now type in their Naira (NGN) and summon their crypto of choice. AEON Pay performs asset conversion faster than you can say “Where’s my wallet?” and sends a domestic bank transfer directly to the merchant. Imagine—crypto payments that feel as routine as swiping your phone to check the latest gossip on social media. 🥳

In the complaint, Coinbase reported that the state reversed its stance on crypto. Initially, Oregon mentioned that cryptocurrencies were not subject to regulation as securities. Next, in April, Coinbase was sued by the state in a case entitled a securities enforcement action. This change is not fair in the opinion of Coinbase.

Ah, the delightful world of journalism, where papers are printed on a diet of mischief and half-truths! CZ recently threatened to send Bloomberg a formal invitation to court after they produced what (in his view) was a “hit piece”—not the kind you’d find on a pop music chart, mind you, but a veritable casserole of factual blunders, embellished like a dwarf’s beard at a pub contest.

The esteemed CEO Siguang Peng proclaimed that Ethereum has “emerged as the foundation of on-chain USD settlement and value transfer.” This feels oddly reminiscent of my neighbor’s claim that their pet iguana is the world’s next famous art critic. 🌍

BREAKING: President Trump announces 30% tariff on the European Union and Mexico.

Ripple’s stealing the spotlight again, Ethereum’s cozying up to corporate giants, and the Fed might need some therapy after all this drama.

Amidst the fretting, crypto analyst Dr. Altcoin steps forward with the kind of optimism usually reserved for someone hoping their lottery ticket might actually win. He postulates that these delays are mere threads in a grand tapestry, one that might just shield Pi’s future from the stormy seas of market chaos.

According to the updated settlement portal, the company will provide this compensation to those who were affected by the cybersecurity attack, which occurred in February 2024. One can only imagine the countless hours of anxiety and frustration that ensued as hackers merrily danced through Prudential’s systems, making off with sensitive information such as names, dates of birth, account numbers, Social Security numbers, driver’s license numbers, addresses, phone numbers, and email addresses 📝.