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The average deposit size ballooned from eight to 10 Bitcoin up to a whopping 22 to 26 Bitcoin. Meanwhile, withdrawals shrunk faster than a wool sweater in hot water, with the Exchange Outflow Mean hovering between 5.5 and 8.3 Bitcoin. What does this mean? Well, it seems these crypto kings are less interested in stashing their treasure in cold storage and more interested in leaving it on-platform, ready to trade like a game day jersey on eBay.

Strategy Inc (Nasdaq: MSTR), and Blackrock’s Ishares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT) exchange-traded fund (ETF) entered 2026 with a Bitcoin balance so colossal, it could power a small island nation for a decade. Strategy filed a Form 8-K with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) on Jan. 5, 2026, detailing new Bitcoin purchases, equity sales, and reserve levels, while Blackrock released updated holdings data for its spot Bitcoin ETF. One might say they’re not just investing-they’re curating.

On a fine Monday morn, American Bitcoin Corp. (ABTC) announced that it’s been busy expanding its digital treasure chest, revealing that it now holds a staggering 5,427 BTC. This announcement follows their grand pivot towards a Bitcoin-centric treasury model, which they kicked off with their fancy Nasdaq debut.

Market analyst extraordinaire, Ali Martinez (aka Ali Charts), pointed out that Ethereum is snuggled up inside a symmetrical triangle on the daily chart. This isn’t your average school project-it’s a battleground of buyers versus sellers, and no one’s really winning yet.

BNB, the enfant terrible of Binance, hath reclaimed its throne at $900, a feat last witnessed in the halcyon days of December before the cruel hand of fate (or bears) dragged it into the abyss. 🏰💔

Well, slap my wallet and call me impressed! Bitmine Immersion Technologies has just announced it’s sitting on a whopping 4.14 million ETH-that’s 3.43% of the entire Ethereum supply. How’d they do it? By scooping up 32,977 ETH in the past week, which is roughly $100 million. Or, as I like to call it, “Tuesday.” 💸

But here’s the kicker: it’s not the crypto itself that’s violent, it’s the fact that more people are holding it. Like, who knew that “more users” equals “more chaos”? 🧠💥

Bitmine Immersion Technologies announced on Monday that their total assets-crypto, cash, and equity-now sit at a cool $14.2 billion. Their ethereum stash alone is 4.144 million ETH, which is roughly 3.43% of the circulating supply. Fun fact: they’re basically the Oprah of ETH-“You get some ETH, and you get some ETH, and YOU get some ETH!” 🎁

Apparently, XRP is on this “Staircase to Valhalla.” 🏰 No, it’s not a new ride at Disney World. It’s his fancy way of saying it’s gonna climb in phases, not just shoot up like a rocket. Because, you know, stairs are way more exciting than elevators. 🙄

And get this-this wasn’t just a post-ETF glow-up. Nope, XRP was already out here serving looks by mid-2025, long before those spot XRP ETFs launched in the U.S. in November. Speaking of ETFs, they raked in $1.18 billion from mid-November to early January. That’s more than your aunt’s Black Friday haul. 🛍️