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It all began during a casual praise, perhaps the kind you reserve for old acquaintances: “Ripple’s regulatory endurance.” Or so the narrator thought. But then, Zschach, leaning back as if about to reveal the laws of the universe, retorted with a level of disapproval that suggested he’d just stepped in something sticky: “Surviving lawsuits isn’t resilience. Neutral, shared governance is.” The kind of doctrine that makes regulators and bankers alike adjust their monocles. He scoffed at the idea that a single firm’s good rapport with watchdogs could ever be true compliance. “It’s about an entire industry agreeing on shared standards,” he wrote, as if quoting from an ancient scroll-perhaps to remind us that no one person’s opinion should control the entire market’s fate.

These betting markets appear as stable as a three-legged mule, especially since Donald Trump Jr. is knee-deep in both Polymarket and Kalshi. It seems we’ve opened a veritable Pandora’s box for dubious new prediction markets, potentially lucrative enough to make a catfish chuckle into its water.

If everything goes swimmingly and investors cough up at the higher end of that range, Gemini might parade around Wall Street with a tidy $2.22 billion valuation. The stock will sashay onto Nasdaq under the ticker “GEMI,” which sounds suspiciously like a sparkling new gemstone, but hey, crypto is full of surprises.

At Grayscale Investments, LaValle held the position of global head of ETFs for four years, which he assumed in 2021. During his tenure, he played a significant role in attempting to convert the Grayscale Bitcoin Trust (GBTC) into a traditional bitcoin ETF. This involved collaborating with authorized participants and launch partners on this endeavor.

Canaccord Genuity, with the audacity of a poet, raised their price target from $23 to $37. H.C. Wainwright, ever the romantic, dreams of $36. Roth Capital, perhaps overly optimistic, believes $35 is within reach. These figures are not mere numbers but sonnets to the almighty dollar.

This sudden surge in sell orders, coinciding with a 2.4% dip in ETH’s price to a rather uncomfortable $4,272 late Monday, is a clear sign that the speculative long positions are starting to unravel faster than a poorly knitted sweater in a cat’s paws. 🐱🧶

Injective (INJ) soared to the dizzying heights of $12.90, marking an impressive 4% recovery from its nadir earlier in the week. However, this minor victory dance is but a faint echo of its former glory, as the token remains a mere shadow of its November self, having lost over 60% of its value. 😢

SmartGold, a gold-backed IRA provider, has partnered with tokenization platform Chintai Nexus to let U.S. investors shackle their gold holdings to blockchain rails and earn a yield in decentralized finance (DeFi) protocols. 🚂💨

According to the prophetic scrolls of DefiLlama, this is the very first month where spot and perpetual contracts have flirted their way past the $1 trillion mark. A triumph worthy of sonnets and champagne, if only your wallet agreed.

The debut silently became one of their biggest milestones in decades. It pushed digital assets to the center of their portfolio and even outpaced real estate in value. 🏰💰