At a meager $0.216, HBAR clings to life, attempting to steady itself after the recent financial maelstrom. This feeble recovery, however, could unleash a torrent of liquidations, a double-edged sword for the daring traders. ⚔️
The next FOMC meeting looms closer than your Aunt Mildred’s overly enthusiastic hugs at family reunions (Sept. 17, folks). This group of economic wizards gathers eight times a year to tinker with monetary policy, deciding whether to tighten the screws or loosen them up like a pair of old sneakers. Right now, all eyes are glued to their crystal balls-and it looks like they’re ready to give us a rate cut for dessert.
But here’s the kicker: SUI doesn’t seem ready to throw in the towel just yet. In the past week, it’s clawed back with a solid 4% gain. Looks like it might just be warming up for something bigger-like a high school senior coming back to win the homecoming dance crown after an embarrassing freshman year.
In a report cooked up with the forex gurus at FXStreet (a dash of spice to the financial stew!), Bybit reckons gold and silver might just sprint into a bull run faster than a child to a candy shop. 🏃💨 But hold your horses-or should I say, your bullion?-because the Federal Reserve is about to pull the strings like a puppet master. 🎭
Glassnode, that oracle of on-chain wisdom, reveals a holder retention rate of 96%, a figure as steadfast as a Wildean wit at a dinner party. Over the past thirty days, this metric has ascended like a debutante at her first ball, indicating that holders are not merely holding but accumulating-a testament to their unshakable faith. Santiment, ever the corroborator, confirms that investors continue to amass Shiba Inu, even as the price waltzes downward. With 1.53 million holders, one might say the coin has more admirers than a scandalous novel. 📈
Bruno Skvorc, a developer relations specialist at Polygon, has raised his voice against the tide, accusing WLFI of theft. His tokens, he claims, have been unjustly locked away, and the reason? An email from WLFI’s compliance team deemed his wallet “high risk” due to his blockchain activities. One cannot help but chuckle at the irony of a world where the very technology meant to democratize finance is wielded like a weapon by the elite.
And just when everyone’s losing their minds, ADA pops up 5%. Yeah, that’s right. The sell-off driven by frustration might’ve just… I don’t know… hit a bottom? Crazy. 🙃
And lo, the charts conspire with the kind of bullish choreography that would make a ballroom dancer envious: a crisp W-bottom breakout pirouetting into the embrace of a cup-and-handle, brewed over eons looking suspiciously like months. Ah, Q4 of 2025-expect fireworks, or at least a champagne cork pop.
“Community concerns? We hear them, like a distant storm,” WLFI tweets, with the solemnity of a monk. “Transparency first! We intervene only to protect, never to silence… 🦅”
The accuser, none other than the ever-vigilant Stern Drew, a self-proclaimed sleuth from the XRP community, decided to play detective. Armed with XRPScan and a relentless thirst for drama, Drew claims Coinbase’s actions are all too convenient, especially when it comes to those big sales of XRP that conveniently coincide with price dips. According to Drew, Coinbase slashed its XRP stash by a whopping 70%, neatly routing sales through various wallets during off-peak hours. Sounds like something straight out of a spy novel, doesn’t it?
