The firm, residing in the rather distant Cayman Islands—a location one suspects is chosen for reasons beyond mere geographical convenience—has formally presented its intentions to the Securities and Exchange Commission. Their ambition? To trade under the rather unwieldy ticker symbol ‘BLSH.’ One trusts the gentlemen involved have considered the potential for confusion.
Garlinghouse is calling it a turning point for digital assets in the US, a bold step toward regulatory clarity that might just put America back on top of the fintech game. Or, you know, maybe it’s just another act of genius… or is it? 🤷♂️
Among the luminaries present were the likes of David Ripley, co-CEO of Kraken, the Winklevoss twins of Gemini, Brian Armstrong of Coinbase, Jeremy Allaire of Circle, Paolo Ardoino of Tether, and Vladimir Tenev of Robinhood. Each name carried the weight of a new era, a time where the digital and the tangible merge in the grand tapestry of commerce.
Paolo Ardoino, Tether’s CEO, seems thrilled about President Trump’s recent signing, calling it a “pivotal milestone.” Translation: Now we can all pretend we understand blockchain while sipping lattes. 🎉 He insists regulation is the key to innovation, which is like saying a jigsaw puzzle is the key to not setting your house on fire. Still, it’s reassuring to know lawmakers are finally catching up to the fact that money can be digital. Or maybe they’re just Googling “blockchain” and copying-pasting the first definition. 🤔
Grayscale’s latest crypto snapshot paints a picture so rosy for Cardano, you’d think they were advertising a new skincare line! 🌹 With a whopping 21.9% gain this week, ADA is strutting its stuff as the third top performer, outshining big names like Ethereum, Dogecoin, and even Bitcoin! What’s next? Cardano on the cover of Vogue?!
We’ve gathered five distinct price forecasts from various analytical approaches to give you a clearer sense of where Pi Coin might be headed. Because, you know, crystal balls are so last season 🔮.
For the second day in a row, ether ETFs are leaving bitcoin ETFs in the dust. This isn’t just a coincidence, my friends, it’s a sign of the times! A combined $766 million poured into crypto ETFs, with ether funds capturing a cool $402.50 million while bitcoin products brought in a measly $363.45 million. Ouch! 😬
The Cryptoquant Weekly Crypto Report, a document as thick as a Tolstoy novel, reveals a dramatic surge in daily Bitcoin exchange inflows. From a mere 19,000 Bitcoin a week earlier, the number swelled to a staggering 81,000 BTC on July 15, marking the largest single-day deposit since the distant past of February 26. The scholars at Cryptoquant, with their keen eyes and sharper minds, attribute this monumental spike primarily to the whims of “whales” — those mysterious beings who hold vast fortunes in Bitcoin. 🐳🌊
It is in these momentous times that I must draw your attention to the rather dire predictions made by the crypto oracle, Melikatrader94, who, in what can only be described as an act of benevolence, proposed a disheartening prognosis suggesting a decline toward $113,000.
Daily trades now average $91 billion. Teng credited the post-2024 surge in adoption to a broader acceptance of digital assets, calling the past year “the history of crypto’s mainstreaming.” User growth jumped by over 100 million in just twelve months. 🚀
