Trading starts in the morning for PENGU/USDC—perfect for those who like their volatility with a side of caffeine. CVX/USDT and SLP/USDT join the party later in the afternoon, just in time for happy hour. 🍸 Binance, you’re either a genius or a chaos agent. Or both. Probably both.
This kerfuffle, as the British would say, could actually matter. It’s a clash between a banking system that’s been around since, well, pretty much forever, and the bright, shiny (and occasionally volatile) world of digital finance. Prepare for drama!
On July 16, XRP decided it was tired of being a wallflower and waltzed past the $3 mark for the first time in four months. Two days later, it flirted with a yearly high of $3.6615, leaving everyone wondering, “Is this a fling or a long-term romance?” Since July 16, it’s up 18.17% to $3.4416. Go on, XRP, show us your moves! 💃
Now, let us turn our attention to the sage known as Davis, who doth illuminate the past—oh, what foresight! This clever chap notes how our dear chart warned of the treacherous waters before the great crash of 2008, where it cleverly suggested 2007 as the year to negotiate a timely exit—one could say it was a veritable oracle, but I digress! And now, it joyfully declares 2026 as a bounteous year, when profits might abound for the noble holders of Bitcoin.
Fred Krueger, a man whose name sounds like it belongs in a horror movie but whose words are anything but frightening, puts it bluntly: “It’ll take just $1 trillion to push Bitcoin to $1 million, and that’s nothing compared to where the money supply is heading.” 🤑 Imagine that—a trillion dollars, a number so large it makes your eyes cross, and yet, in the grand scheme of things, it’s just a drop in the ocean. Or maybe a drop in the money printer’s inkwell. 🖨️
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Right, so here’s the thing. If you’re eyeing these big-market-cap altcoins like a kid in a candy store, pause for a moment. Sure, they’re popular—like that one friend who always gets all the likes on Instagram—but how much further can they really climb? Are you backing a starlet who’s already peaked, or is there room for an encore? Maybe there’s another underdog coin out there ready to steal the spotlight. Just saying. 🐶✨
This ambitious project, which forms part of OpenAI’s grand vision to deploy 10 gigawatts of compute capacity across the United States, will see the addition to their already impressive Stargate I facility in Abilene, Texas. This expansion, my dear reader, is not just any old upgrade; it’s a leap that surpasses the original commitment made at the White House in January, as proudly announced by the firm on Tuesday.
Their BTC reserves have been dwindling since September , from approximately ,000 BTC to ,000 BTC, but hey, who needs reserves when you’ve got profits soaring? 🚀
Let us remedy this uncertainty with a brisk survey of the present spectacle! With the global crypto market dazzling us with a cap of roughly $3.93 trillion, and trading volumes bouncing about like a wayward ball at a game of croquet—nearing $193.74 billion—sentiment waltzes along as if unfazed by a recent 10.95% stumble. The enigmatic Fear & Greed Index tickles our curiosity at a delightful 70, signifying that greed is thicker in the air than the fog of a London morning. Meanwhile, the Altcoin Season Index sidles up to 56 out of 100, hinting at a swelling fondness for these non-Bitcoin treasures. 🤔
