Among these mechanical titans, 434 are of the Antminer S21 Pro lineage, while 140 hail from the L9 clan. On the fateful day of September 16, 2025, the company proclaimed this partial fleet repair as a cornerstone of its grand strategy. North America, that promised land of opportunity, beckons, and BTC Digital seeks to lower its costs and sharpen its claws in the mining arena. Ah, the eternal dance of progress and greed!
On Tuesday, the stock closed at a modest $30.42, a far cry from its triumphant peak of $45.89 on its debut. Alas, the market’s ardor has cooled, and the stock now languishes, down 34% from its zenith. Such is the whimsy of the financial gods! 🙏📉
The ever-so-optimistic Ron Paul explained that booms based on monetary “stimulus” usually end in the most predictable way-bankruptcies, inflation, and a painful reset. After all, fake growth demands a real correction, and if this is indeed the “biggest” boom, the payback might be just as enormous. He pointed to the post-2008 era of zero rates and quantitative easing, calling today’s economic cheerleading a rerun of past bubbles. History, after all, is so fond of repeating itself.
Though President Trump found himself spectacularly flummoxed in the heroic quest to eject Lisa Cook, this fresh appointment is nothing short of a political touchdown (without the pomp, but with all the drama). Interest rate cuts? Oh, yes, their siren song grows ever louder thanks to this freshly minted Trump-ally in the boardroom.
Though Funding Rates remain politely positive at 0.011, the meek Spot Volume, languishing under 1 million, suggests poor ETH may be destined to fritter away time between $4,470 and $4,600-a rather tedious parlour game of price consolidation.
At the heart of this deal is the magic of Circle’s native USDC and their fancy Cross-Chain Transfer Protocol (CCTPv2) on HyperEVM. Translation: you can now shuffle your digital dollars around various blockchains without relying on those third-party middlemen who seem to enjoy causing unnecessary headaches. No more friction, no more drama. 🙌
This isn’t just any step; it’s a tango with destiny, deepening dalliances with developers, builders, and the ever-fabulous crypto coterie.
In a delightful blog post dated the 16th of September, Coinbase wave a dismissive hand towards concerns that stablecoins sneak off with your hard-earned dollars like some digital highwayman. Apparently, community banks remain unscathed, ticking along quite nicely without a stablecoin-induced swoon.
According to whispered rumors in shadowed corridors and the more mundane reports filed with regulatory sages, Next Technology boasts a princely hoard of 5,833 BTC. Their March 2025 10-Q, a document as thrilling as a late Victorian drama, lists the book value of their Bitcoin treasury at an eyebrow-raising $480 million-because what’s a few hundred million between friends?
Bitcoin, stubborn as a donkey in a ditch, traded around $115,500 at press time, unchanged on the day but up 3% over the week. Daily trading volume hit $44.3 billion, though the momentum feels as sluggish as a Sunday afternoon nap. 😴