“I merely offer counsel on product and tech, like a kindly uncle proffering advice on how to polish one’s cravat,” he declared. “Regulatory matters? Oh, dear, no! That’s not my forte. I’m no solicitor, you understand. I once found myself in a rather sticky wicket with the law, and I’d prefer not to repeat the experience. I’m just helping them-metaphorically, of course.” 🤷♂️
Все три АИ сошлись во мнении: после такой бурной и резкой торговой недели ожидается период консолидации. Ripple, по их словам, вероятно будет шататься в пределах примерно $2.7-$2.9 на предстоящую неделю (а может и дольше, смеётся рынок, ибо он любит анекдоты). Но они же признали: одно крупное объявление – макро-новость или одобрение спотовых XRP-ETF в США – может отправить актив в полёт. Напомню, на столе в Комиссии по ценным бумагам и биржам лежат более дюжины заявок Ripple ETF, и сроки их рассмотрения указывают на октябрь. 😂
In a riveting chat with Danny Knowles from What Bitcoin Did (and yes, that title is apparently a thing), Mow pointed out that we’re behind schedule-like showing up to a potluck three hours late with a store-bought pie. 🍰
The proposal, naturally, involves the Honzon protocol stack – the very same one that graced, and swiftly ungaced, Acala’s aUSD. A rather… optimistic reuse of technology, wouldn’t you agree? It’s like dusting off an old, slightly tarnished crown and proclaiming a new king. 👑
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CryptoQuant, the market’s favorite soothsayer, says most Bitcoin treasury firms’ shares are cratering faster than a crypto influencer’s credibility. Some are already teetering on the edge of a cliff, and the only safety net is a Bitcoin rally that’s still taking a nap. 😴
Ah, the realm of online scams! Call-center deceit and mirage-like investment schemes have rapidly swelled into a voracious beast, gnashing its teeth at countless souls in Thailand. The guardians of monetary sanctity-the Bank of Thailand-have waged war, declaring that their offensive measures may tightly escalate like a crescendo in a sonnet. 🎶
Put-call ratios signal sentiment: Above 1 shows a bearish outlook, while below 1 points to bullish expectations. 🐍📈
Welcome to the world of crypto, where rumors are the new facts and wallets are the new tabloids. 🌐💸
Picture Ethereum as the life of the party, once again cooking up an upgrade to spice things up. At the moment, Sequence is acting all high and mighty, waving around their tools and shoving infrastructure down everyone’s throat as if to say, “Prepare thyself, Fusaka is coming.” And Fusaka is like that friend you’re excited to see, but you sort of dread what they might do… like abstruse blockchain shenanigans. 🎭 Let’s just chalk this one up to superhero fuel for developers in the future! 🦸♂️
