
The chain has recently embraced the ERC-8004 and BAP-578 standards, two acronyms that sound less like technological breakthroughs and more like the alphabet soup of innovation. These, they claim, will grant AI agents “verifiable, portable identity across platforms”-a phrase that makes one yearn for the simplicity of medieval heraldry. Autonomous programs, they explain, can now trade, manage data, and presumably send passive-aggressive DMs to their creators. Yet, as history has shown, autonomy is a fragile illusion; even the most advanced agent is but a puppet on strings of code.