Michael Saylor, executive chairman and co-founder of Strategy, said Bitcoin (BTC) will overtake gold’s market cap by 2035. In an interview with Yahoo Finance, Saylor called that year the “0.99 year,” referring to the time when 99% of all Bitcoin would have been mined. He added that the last 1% of Bitcoin will be released over the next 100 years. Aye, because nothing says “scarcity” like waiting a century for a coin. 🕰️
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Trading at $210, MSTR’s back to levels not seen since the days when Donald Trump was still just a bloke on telly. Shares are down 30% year-to-date and 36% year-over-year, though they’re still miles ahead since Michael Saylor and his chums went all-in on bitcoin in August 2020. 🤑
In a move that can only be described as “curiously cautious,” the CNB made it clear that it has zero intention of adding Bitcoin or any other digital currency to its prestigious international reserves. The real motive, it seems, is to prepare for a world where digital currencies are not just a side note in history books, but a daily reality. 🌍
It’s (finally!) happening – Brad Garlinghouse (@bgarlinghouse) November 13, 2025
Dogecoin was like, “Hold my beer.” It stayed strong in the long run, despite a short-term outlook that looked like it had just come out of a bad breakup. 🥴
His fintech firm now lets you send USD through the Bitcoin Lightning Network, so merchants get Bitcoin even if you’re just a broke college student who’s never owned a crypto. It’s like a gift card… but for people who think they’re Wall Street. 🎁
Apparently, Midnight Network is the superhero in this story-afar from the kind of digital gulag the EU and WEF are cozying up to create. Ferguson’s warning about a “digital surveillance grid” is less about sci-fi and more about the EU saying, “Hey, everyone, let’s put our IDs on everything, even your cats’ Instagrams.”
Bitcoin, oh Bitcoin, thou art a riddle wrapped in a blockchain! Despite thy lofty perch above $100,000, thou showest the weariness of a soul trapped in a Gogol novella. 😔 A November 13 report from the wise market makers at Wintermute reveals thy tragic flaw: thou reactest more to Nasdaq’s tears than its triumphs, a bearish skew that screams exhaustion, not euphoria. 🎻
Market sages whisper that this cooling phase may be a silent crescendo of accumulation, not a sign of exhaustion. On-chain trackers, those modern-day alchemists, reveal exchange outflows and long-term holder positions-proof that the faithful are hoarding like squirrels in a nutty frenzy. Yet analysts, ever the Cassandra, caution that this tranquility is but a prelude to a storm. ⚠️🌪️