Aethir (ATH) leads the line, followed by LINEA, Avalanche (AVAX), Aptos (APT), Movement (MOVE), and a host of other venerable projects. ATH takes the lead: a release of 1.37 billion tokens, worth about $75.07 million, by October 12. At the moment it trades around $0.05466, down roughly 15.76% over the past week, with a market cap near $667.52 million. A touch of melancholy, a touch of calculation, and a dash of irony. 😂
Let’s dive into the disaster zone, shall we? Data from Coinglass shows that around $5 million worth of BNB positions were liquidated in just 24 hours. Most of this carnage came from short traders, who collectively lost a jaw-dropping $3.51 million. The long traders? Well, they were “only” down $1.50 million. But hey, it’s not *all* bad for the longs, right? At least they didn’t lose their shirts-just their shoes.
The so-called “analysts” are squintin’ at their charts like they’re readin’ tea leaves, tryin’ to figure out what’s next. 🧐
This “Interagency Charter and Federal Deposit Insurance Application” chronicles Ripple’s trifling tale of conjuring the Ripple National Trust Bank beneath the vigilant gaze of U.S. banking lore. Filed under the venerable National Bank Act, it governs the arcane rites of forging such institutions, much like a poet crafting sonnets under the watchful eye of a censorious critic. 📜✨
Now, it’s been a while since US economic data threw a wrench in the crypto works, but it’s back-wearing a “Surprise” cape! A 2025 comeback! So, investors, keep your eyes peeled this week because who knows what these economic whispers will really mean?
Veteran crypto oracle Mags (yes, that’s his name) says Bitcoin’s rally might be slowing down. Meanwhile, altcoins are quietly sharpening their knives, ready to carve up your portfolio. Because nothing says “I’m here for the long haul” like a token named after a dog. 🐕
A breakout above 0.055 might see SOL retest Q2 highs, its dominance narrative intact like a Soviet five-year plan that somehow worked.
The MetaMask Rewards program is like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold doubloons, you get LINEA tokens. 🪙 Participants can snag referral rewards, mUSD incentives (because who doesn’t love a good stablecoin?), exclusive partner rewards, and early access to tokens. But don’t get too excited-MetaMask insists this isn’t about yield farming. Nope, it’s all about “giving back to the community,” they say, with a straight face. 🙄 Long-time MetaMask users get special perks, and apparently, these rewards will have “meaningful connections” with the future MASK token. Whatever that means. 🤷♂️
According to Morgan Stanley’s analysts, those with the “Opportunistic Growth” portfolios, designed for risk junkies who love a good thrill, can go ahead and throw up to 4% of their assets into the crypto abyss. But wait – don’t get too excited yet. If you’re the cautious type with a “Balanced Growth” portfolio, you’ll be allotted a generous 2%. And for those who prefer their wealth in a nice, safe vault (likely surrounded by piles of gold), the recommendation is a hearty 0%. That’s right, zero, nada, zip. 🧐
And who’s behind this circus? Why, the whales, of course! Those deep-pocketed rascals have been hoarding DOGE like it’s the last pie at a picnic. According to some fella named Ali Martinez-sounds like a man who’s seen his share of shenanigans-these whales gobbled up 30 million DOGE in a single day. That’s $8 million, folks! Enough to make a Rockefeller blush. 🤑
