This mysterious trader, with a whopping 717,200 followers on X (formerly known as Twitter), is telling everyone that Bitcoin is ready to break out of its shell and soar to new heights-like, all the way up to $120,000! Can you believe it?!
This little number follows Kraken’s ripping success with PayPal in the EU, U.K., and Australia. Now, the Yanks are in on the fun, too. It’s all part of a dashingly clever plan to make crypto as accessible as a stiff drink after a spot of cricket. Newcomers and old hands alike will find the process as intuitive as a Bertie Wooster quip. 🥂
ADA was briefly cool in July, peaking at $0.93 before crashing to $0.74. Classic! Now analysts are like, “Break above $0.84 and it’ll explode!” Yeah, sure-like a savings account.
On-chain data, those cryptic whispers of the digital realm, suggest that our dear SHIB may yet face additional bearish pressures. The waning demand, a sign of the times, points to a further descent into the abyss. 🌍➡️🔥
The scammers, those industrious little imps, decided that Google Ads would make an excellent accomplice in their scheme. Imagine this: unsuspecting crypto enthusiasts, lured by what they believe to be legitimate advertisements, only to find themselves handing over their digital wallets like debutantes at a ball. How quaintly tragicomic!
But lo and behold! Despite this grim news, XRP’s price is holding steady at $3.05 like a stubborn mule refusing to budge from its favorite patch of grass. 🐴 Bulls are clinging to hope tighter than a miser clings to his last gold coin. Here’s what we know:
Lo and behold, the alleged processing might of Bitcoin sidestepped its old, slightly shabby high-water mark of 946 EH/s, sneaking up to a vainglorious new record-970 EH/s. Never content to rest, the hashrate now glides at 967.20 EH/s: tantalizingly near its princely summit, but, like the final cookie, still unjustly out of reach.
And get this: a jaw-dropping 7x volume spike, a veritable volume buffet, shot the token skyward by 25% in a single day. The intraday high? A princely $5.35, before slipping down to a modest $4.83, probably to catch its breath. Ah, the thrill of unpredictable riches! 💰🤪
A hefty stash of long-silent bitcoins came to life on Thursday, as a holder with wallets dating back to 2015 moved 3,000 BTC-worth $348.72 million based on prices at 9 a.m. Eastern time that morning. Over the past two months, OG bitcoin whales have been quietly reviving strings of vintage wallets as BTC holds strong above the $110,000 mark. It’s like they’re all attending a grand ball, but instead of waltzing, they’re just moving their coins around. 🕺💃
