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Ah, Vietnam! A land of rice paddies, bustling streets, and now… crypto? It seems the government has decided to dip its toes into the vast ocean of digital assets, but not without a tight leash. Deputy Finance Minister Nguyen Duc Chi has confirmed that only five, yes five, operators will be granted a license to trade in this new virtual playground. The first of these precious licenses will appear sometime before 2026, following the passage of the Digital Technology Industry Law in June 2025. Quite the legal maneuver, don’t you think?

Mais croyez-moi, nos bonnes gens chez CoinShares voient là un écho tardif, certes bien comique, à la décrue de l’intérêt par les FOMC, et aux nouvelles laborieuses des AdP qui semblent décevantes, sans oublier les frayeurs causées par la mutinerie fédérale. La joie monta telle une frénésie de danse, valorisant à 254 milliards de dollars les actifs numériques sous gestion par les vendeurs d’or-magique. 🌟

Now, in this “Uptober” festivity, a host of strategists, perhaps donning their most eccentric hats, chart a whimsical path toward an unimaginable $150K-$170K in the fourth quarter, should the currents of inflow be favorable. One can only wonder if these strategists fancy themselves magicians, pulling price highs from thin air… 🪄

So, here’s the scoop: ESMA Chair Verena Ross confirmed that the European Commission is working on proposals to hand over crypto supervision from national regulators to ESMA. Because, you know, why have 27 different people doing the same thing when you can just give one agency all the power? It’s like giving one kid the entire candy store, and hoping no one notices.

Tanaka, that sage of the charts, proclaims SEI’s defense of its sacred support zone as nothing short of heroic. Despite the market’s tempestuous mood swings, the token stands firm, its higher lows a testament to the quiet strength of accumulation. A rising trendline, like a hidden river, guides its path. Yet, one cannot help but smirk-will this fortress hold, or is it but a prelude to a grander farce? 🤔🏰

The token grazes idly at $0.22, nipped at by a meager 0.40% drop over the last 24 hours, its market cap still a hefty $9.16 billion, trading volume sputtering at $245.68 million, as if it were bartering at a county fair. From a high of $0.224 to a low of $0.216, it’s a tale of slow erosion, buyers popping up now and then like prairie dogs, but the trend’s a stubborn downslide, mocking our foolish hopes. 😏

If this is the future of crypto, someone grab me a crystal ball-preferably one that doesn’t require a degree in Institutional Investor-ese. 🌟 Because if the suits are calling the shots, all our carefully curated crypto cycle theories might just be… toast. 🍞🔥

At this very hour, Ethereum trades at $4,711, a price it hath been flirting with for two moons, forming what the wise ones call a “bullish flag pattern.” Yet, inspired by Bitcoin’s bravado, it hath broken forth today, surging by 4.66%-a veritable triumph! 🎉

In a recent X post, the ever-observant analyst Filiz proclaimed that Optimism is flaunting a TOBO pattern-a classic reversal formation, as subtle as a bear in a ballet tutu. The left shoulder, the head, the right shoulder-all present, like actors in a tragicomedy. Yet, will this play end in triumph or tragedy? Only the market knows, and it’s not sharing its script. 🎭

According to Coinmarketcap, Bitcoin (BTC) quietly broke its previous record of $124,457.12 and then just kept going. On Monday afternoon, it touched a new high of $125,559.21. And guess what? No one seems to be throwing a massive party about it, which might just be a good sign of strength in the market, says Glassnode, that ever-so-wise crypto analytics firm.