The Cayman Island-based exchange priced its IPO above expectations, landing at $37 per share when they were hoping for a mere $32-$33. At that point, the company’s market value surged to a cool $5.4 billion. It’s like showing up at a garage sale and finding a Picasso-everyone’s eyeing that treasure now.
Mainland China is like your overly strict parent, giving that “no” to all things crypto-trading, mining, you name it! Meanwhile, Hong Kong is over here hosting a party for regulated digital assets like it’s the new rave scene. 🕺
President Alexander Lukashenko, our very own crypto-comedian-in-chief, gave a big thumbs up to this move, signaling a major shift in how Belarus handles its digital fortune cookies. 🍊
The Dow Jones Industrial Average, that old warhorse, climbed 150 points, while the S&P 500 rose 0.3% to new highs above 6,400. The Nasdaq Composite, ever the show-off, added 0.4%, breaking above 21,795. Numbers, numbers, numbers-the lifeblood of the capitalist machine! 📊
Yet, as the dawn breaks, our little PI finds itself at a crossroads, facing a formidable wall of resistance at the $0.40 mark. Once a bastion of support, this price level has now turned traitor, becoming a fortress of resistance. 🏰
juste 1 dollar par agence, pendant toute une année! La même manœuvre d’Anthropic, avec leur Claude. Voilà qui prouve que le marché est aussi fiable qu’un cheval de bois: ça clignote et ça promet beaucoup! 🐴✨
He paints a charming portrait of a cultural revolution that’s finally shaken off its kooky roots-like Uncle Ned’s questionable tie collection-and turned into a social consensus that Bitcoin isn’t some passing fad but a genuine *something.* This, he argues, is thanks to the charming conversion of bigwigs like Larry Fink, who’s now practically giving Bitcoin the once-over on every screen from Manhattan to Mogadishu. Imagine that-a skeptic turned evangelist, waving the banner of digital gold like it’s the new black. 💼✨
This new tool, nestled within the Addressable dashboard, is a detective with a magnifying glass and a ledger, sifting through onchain and offchain activity like a prospector panning for gold. It tracks aggregated wallet balances across seven blockchains, monitors identified wallets, and retargets users with ads on crypto-aware platforms, because who needs subtlety when you can just follow people around? 😂
The crypto market has been in an uptick over the past 24 hours, with several assets posting fresh double and triple-digit gains. But which altcoins are leading the charge? Let’s dive in and see what the fuss is all about. 🌊
“Everything is trending to zero against #Bitcoin. Don’t ever forget that,” Samson Mow, the high priest of cryptocurrency, declared. Because what could possibly go wrong?
