Earlier this year, the SEC and Ripple, ever the diplomatic duo, filed a joint stipulation to end the appeal. 🤝 The court, after much deliberation, accepted their plea, ending the legal marathon that began in 2020. 🏃♂️💨
#XRPCommunity #SECGov v. #Ripple #XRP The Second Circuit, that venerable arbiter of legal chaos, approved the Joint Stipulation of Dismissal.
ETH leaped 13% on Friday, buoyed by the dovish whispers of Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, hinting at a September rate cut. Oh, the joy! 🎉
According to the Financial Times (you know, the folks who make financial news sound like a Shakespearean drama), “people familiar with the matter”-aka the whispering wizards of Brussels-are now pondering whether to ditch their private, tightly controlled system for the wild west of public blockchains like Ethereum or Solana. 🧙♂️🔮
Our crack team of crypto sleuths has handpicked three tokens-yes, only three-that are flashing bullish signals loud enough to wake up the neighbors. And one of them? It’s even enjoying a bit of whale love, which is about as exciting as a lip-syncing cat video, but in crypto form.
Analysts-those charming prophets of profit and peril-are calling this moment a veritable crossroads, where a heroic defense could rally the troops and push Bitcoin to a glorious encore. Fail to defend the sacred $112K, and they fret, the market’s descent might accelerate faster than Uncle Ivan runs after the ice cream cart. Yes, dear reader, a deeper plunge could be lurking just behind the curtain, whispering sweet nothings about support levels that are older than grandma’s stories.
Crypto PR, once a cacophony of “moonshots” and “disruption,” now demands the patience of Job and the charm of a seasoned diplomat. It’s no longer about shouting into the void; it’s about whispering secrets to the right ears, preferably over a cup of overpriced coffee. A press release today is a mere handkerchief-useful for wiping sweat, not for making a grand gesture.
Ah, how the mighty have fallen-or rather, shuffled off to sip tea in obscurity. The global capital stage has been rearranged, with new-economy sectors opting for Broadway over Buckingham Palace. Truly, it’s a tale of two cities: one thriving on innovation, the other reminiscing about its glory days like an aging aristocrat clinging to their monocle. 👑📉
This wallet, now second only to Coinbase itself in the 24-hour inflow rankings, has become the talk of the town (or should I say, the blockchain?). Arkham data whispers of blocks of 15.53 billion SHIB, stacked like pancakes on a breakfast plate. 🥞💸
One might wonder what could possibly be more delightful than watching cartoon versions of Microsoft’s Satya Nadella and the now crypto and AI Czar, David Sacks, prostrate themselves before the great and powerful Trump, offering him Bitcoin and effusive praise. It’s as if the world has turned upside down, and we are all merely pawns in this grand spectacle of digital delusion and technological tyranny.
