Berachain validators coordinated to “halt” the network (read: press panic button) as the core team scrambled to hard fork their way out of a Balancer V2 mess. The halt? “Purposeful,” they said. The network? “Operational shortly.” Meanwhile, we’re all just here sipping tea and rolling our eyes. 🍵👀
Now, just as if the market wasn’t dramatic enough, up pops a monster wave-$312 million worth of tokens being released into the wild like a bunch of confetti at a ticker-tape parade. These tokens that were previously chained up like treasures in a knight’s vault are spilling out, adding more supply to the chaos-and here comes Uncle Volatility, ready to turn all this into a roller coaster ride. Whee! 🎢
BTC demand took a nap while miners cranked up the output, leaving a seven-month first. 🐢
À voir, mais les pertes restent considérables dans les deux secteurs. 💸
In the grand theater of blockchain, where whispers travel faster than dogecoin memes, MEXC shuffled uncomfortably in its seat. The rumors, those insistent gossiping gulls, had landed like a cold November wind. On the 3rd, the exchange presented a Proof of Reserves, a ledger of sorts, or as one might call it, the ballet of trust. “Behold!” they cried, “Our coffers brim with USDT, USDC, BTC, and ETH-each surplus like a sigh of relief.”
It has reached $184 billion, with faster transaction growth and real on-chain usage. A symphony of numbers, orchestrated by algorithms and fueled by caffeine. 🎻🚀
A lawyer for US Senator Elizabeth Warren, Ben Stafford, has fired back with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. Zhao Changpeng (CZ), the founder of Binance, had dared to claim that Warren’s post about his money laundering conviction was defamatory. But Stafford wasn’t having any of it. He called the defamation claim “baseless” and essentially told Zhao to take a seat. Who knew lawyers had such a flair for drama? 🎭
“I don’t know who he is,” Trump claims, dismissing the man he just set free-CZ, a billionaire caught red-handed playing with fire-money laundering, terror backing, the whole circus.
C.Z. was a star of the dark alley, pleading guilty in 2023-yet, forgetfulness is the new national pastime. “Who?” he says, pretending he’s never heard of the guy. Classic! 😅
