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The move puts Bitmine in a safer regulatory lane and differentiates it from peers like MSTR, setting the stage for long-term ETH staking returns. 🚀

The price is a big shpilkes, sure, but not the whole story! Sometimes money goes in even when the price is fallin’! It’s like tryin’ to understand my mother-in-law – there’s always more goin’ on than meets the eye! 🤨

Observe, if you will, the netflow data. A picture, as they say, is worth a thousand sighs. Yesterday’s inflow – a positively colossal +137 billion! – tossed aside the meager outposts of previous accumulation like so much dust. A single, decisive heave! It was a lamentable spectacle, truly. A most undignified tumble.

But hold the rye! We have a story, a schpilkes of a story! There’s this guy, we’ll call him the “Anti-CZ Whale” – a name that frankly sounds like a rejected superhero. This fella made a fortune betting against CZ (who, let’s be honest, has enough money already). He was swimming in cash, a regular Rockefeller of the blockchain… until now. 💸

NEAR’s like a big ol’ steamboat chugger clambering upstream, while the price seems lollygagging down below.

One cannot help but chuckle at the audacity of it all. Kiyosaki, who acquired these digital trinkets at a mere $6,000 per coin, has cashed out at “approximately $90,000” each. A tidy profit, to be sure, but one wonders: has the prophet of prosperity lost his nerve? Or is this merely the latest chapter in his grand financial ballet? 🎭

This isn’t a sudden storm, mind you. It’s been brewing like a cauldron of fizz-whizzing potion for over a year. Lawmakers and spy-types have been squawking that Bitcoin mining rigs could be the next big bad wolf, huffing and puffing at cyber and energy grids. And who’s at the center of this hullabaloo? Why, Bitmain, of course!

Apparently, they’re piloting MAVAN with not one, not two, but three staking infrastructure providers. Because why not complicate things when everything is already collapsing? The grand launch is set for the first quarter of 2026, and with the market behaving like a rollercoaster, I’m sure the timing couldn’t be better. 🚀

Meanwhile, MSCI is playing the role of the overly critical parent, trying to figure out how to classify these digital asset treasure companies (DATs) in their fancy equity indexes. Spoiler: it’s a big deal. 🚨