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On November 8, 2025, Russia’s Interior Ministry dropped the mic with the announcement of multiple arrests linked to the October kidnapping and murder of Roman Novak and his wife Anna, who were living in Dubai. Footage from the ministry (because we all love a good arrest video, right?) shows the suspects being detained. Irina Volk, the Ministry spokesperson, confirms it was all part of a highly coordinated action. Drama alert! Novak wasn’t exactly a crypto angel, having been convicted of fraud in 2020 in St. Petersburg. So, you know, maybe not the best guy to mess with. His relatives reported them missing after an investor meeting on October 2. Plot twist: that meeting was the last time they were seen alive.

Italy’s banking industry group, the ABI, welcomes the European Central Bank’s plans for a digital euro, but stresses that banks shouldn’t face significant costs to implement it.

The High Priest of this volatile temple, one Richard Teng-CEO by title, prophet by accident-recently issued a Pontifical Edict via Twitter (or X, or whatever Satan’s latest app is called):

Richard Teng, the ever-dashing CEO of Binance, took to the oh-so-trendy social platform X (formerly Twitter, but who’s counting?) this week to confirm what we’ve all suspected: digital assets have well and truly joined the ranks of the mainstream. Apparently, it’s now all about “clear regulatory frameworks” – because nothing says ‘modern finance’ like a bureaucracy!

The surge in Stock-to-Flow and declining NVT ratio reinforces long-term bullish momentum. A most promising sign, indeed! 📈

Short-term traders are clutching their pearls, hoping for a rebound, while long-term holders should probably check if their parachute is packed. Technical indicators? They’re throwing red flags like it’s a yard sale for panic. 🚩🚩

Bitcoin is currently trading near $101,724, up 0.46% over the past 24 hours, according to Brave New Coin data. The cryptocurrency remains well below its all-time high of $126,198, but on-chain and momentum indicators suggest renewed accumulation. 🧠📈

The ETF outflows trickle like a reluctant lover’s tears, whispering of timid hearts and trembling hands. 🎭💔

The stablecoin arena roared with chaos this week, as Stream Finance’s XUSD and Stable Labs’ USDX fled their dollar pegs with the urgency of a man chased by a bear. A spectacle of triumphs and faceplants-these tokens nailed the latter with the precision of a drunk archer. 🎯💩

Reports, those harbingers of doom, proclaim that the hashprice-the daily bread of the miner-has fallen from its lofty perch of $62 per PH/s in July to a measly $42 today. A dip, you say? Nay, it is a precipice, a chasm into which the smaller operators are cast, their margins as thin as the air at the summit of Mount Everest. Power bills? Maintenance? Ha! They might as well ask for the moon. 🌙💸