Rostec’s RUBx Stablecoin: Russia’s Digital Ruble Revolution!

According to a local news report, Rostec stated that RUBx Tokens are fully backed by real rubles. This implies that one Russian ruble will be kept in reserve to each RUBx in circulation. Deputy General Director of Rostec Alexander Nazarov said that this support is legally ensured. He added that the system is to be introduced this year, with Rostec being its primary operator.

Car Giant’s Generous Gift: $150M to Fix Their Own Mistakes 🤑

According to the newly updated settlement portal, which I imagine is as exciting as a Victorian novel, General Motors will provide compensation to affected owners and lessees for issues related to excessive oil consumption in vehicles equipped with the LC9 engine. One must wonder, what did these poor souls do to deserve such a fate? 🤔

Will XRP’s $200 Million Magic Trick Finally Break the $2.38 Barrier? 🪄💰

Mercado Bitcoin, the digital asset platform that’s as popular in Latin America as chocolate in a sweet tooth’s mouth, has announced plans to tokenize more than $200 million in permissioned real-world assets (RWAs). These aren’t just any assets; we’re talking about fixed income and equity income instruments, the kind that make grown investors swoon. 💕

XRP’s Volatile Swing: A Most Thrilling Affair

As of Saturday, July 5, XRP is trading at a respectable $2.22, with a market capitalization of $131 billion. The digital asset’s 24-hour trading volume stands at $1.33 billion, fluctuating within an intraday range of $2.20 to $2.24, while the weekly range extends from $2.17 to $2.30. 📊

Stablecoin Saga: Cryptocurrency’s Quiet Giants Inch Toward $260 Billion

Over the last seven days, the stablecoin market has climbed 0.84%, ticking up from $253.25 billion to $255.364 billion. Just $4.636 billion more and it’ll be staring down a fresh all-time high at the $260 billion mark. Right now, stablecoins make up about 7.7% of the $3.32 trillion crypto market. Tether’s USDT holds the lion’s share of the stablecoin pie, commanding 62.45% of the total fiat-pegged token market.

Banks Blindsided: $20M Swindled in Crypto Caper, Man Sues—You Won’t Believe Their Defense!

Our unfortunate protagonist reportedly flung nearly $7 million across a dizzying 18 bank transfers to East West Bank, and another breezy $9.7 million in 13 transfers to Cathay Bank. Not to be outdone, four million found its way to Citibank accounts. This makes $20 million—give or take an expensive lunch—lost in an epic example of what’s cheekily referred to as a “pig butchering” scam. The lawsuits, filed with all the drama of a Broadway debut in California federal court on July 1, 2025, allege that banks greeted suspicious, spectacularly round-numbered transactions with the enthusiasm of a bored night porter—not a raised eyebrow in sight.

Is Bitcoin About To Make You Rich Or Just Annoyed? Analysts Warn Of Weekend Shenanigans!

Freshly into a new quarter where numbers are reset and optimism is legally required, Bitcoin has played footsie with its favorite levels: caressing $105,000 for support, romancing $110,000 for resistance, and, on Tuesday, plummeting to a two-week low—it just needed a nap, really. The rollercoaster continues as Analyst Sjuul from AltCryptoGems bravely declares that BTC needs a solid rebound from the all-important $104,000-$106,000 zone, otherwise things could fall to the murky depths of $101,000, a price floor so forlorn only lost socks and unfulfilled ICOs reside there.

You Won’t Believe What Happens When the Robots Take Your Job—But Bitcoin Might!

Recall the days when self-checkout was heralded as salvation? Alas, Walmart hath cast out these metal jesters—Princeton, New Jersey, now free from their robotic tyranny; Albuquerque, thrice so. The devil, as ever, lies not in efficiency, but in theft and shopper fury. Meanwhile, in the province of Texas, Sam’s Club hath raised a super-store with as many lanes as Molière’s wardrobe—none! AI now waves us through like aristocrats with a fast pass. 🛒