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Months they’ve toiled, measuring the anxieties of a nation against the cold logic of circuitry. Each chip, each line of code dissected with a precision born of fear. It’s all quite theatrical, really. A desperate attempt by Washington to exorcise the ghost of technological dependence. The very notion that one could control a nation by switching off… miners. Oh, the absurd grandeur of it all! 🙄

Alas, the multi-year ascending trendline-FLOKI’s metaphorical spine-has crumbled, according to our seer Cryptollica. This line once withstood market tantrums like a stoic but now lies shattered, exposing the asset’s structural integrity akin to a chocolate teapot. Price lingers beneath the trendline retest zone, a ghost haunting its former glory. Momentum? Lost. Buyers? In hiding. FLOKIUSD |

Schiff, the gold-loving economist (because who doesn’t love gold, right?), has some thoughts on Bitcoin’s future: “Bitcoin is finally having its IPO moment,” he said, as though Bitcoin had somehow been too shy to make its grand entrance before. It seems that the market is now flush with liquidity, which gives the OGs the perfect opportunity to cash out. Hooray for them, right? 🙃

As Bitcoin’s value nosedives, the calls for liquidation of Strategy (MSTR) are growing louder than a brass band at a funeral. With the company’s stock plummeting nearly 70% from last year’s high, some are questioning whether the firm can keep up with its financial obligations. 😱