According to data from Everstake.eth, those fancy compounding validators-basically cryptoâs version of hoarders but with style-have doubled their ETH stash in just one month. They now command 2.026 million ETH, or about 5.67% of all staked Ethereum. If that sounds like a “huddle-up” for the network, well, it is. This is the highest concentration of compounding since Ethereum went all proof-of-stake swagger.
And so it was that, with all the fervor of an overzealous baker tossing dough in the air, the parliamentarians gathered-there to discuss and approve amendments to this very bill. Their mission? To rescue the floundering financial sector and meet the growing demands of that ever-hungry, rapidly growing Asian cryptocurrency market, as if it were some sort of mystical beast that needs feeding every day!
Founded by the Winklevoss twins-yes, those guys who owe their fame to a Facebook lawsuit more than to actual innovation-Gemini is now strutting its stuff on the Nasdaq Global Select Market as âGEMI.â Apparently, they want to be valued at a cool $3.1 billion, up from a previously grounded $2.22 billion. Somewhere, Mark Zuckerberg is eyeing his wallet nervously.
Enter Cobb, the XRP knight-errant of X, armed with wit and a healthy skepticism that could cut through a blockchain like butter. Upon hearing the rumour, Cobb muses, âAre the ârumorsâ in the room with us right now?â thus summoning up images of sĂŠance circles, crystal balls, and the spirit of Satoshi Nakamoto holding court under a flickering lamp. In other words, heâs not buying it-and, letâs face it, neither should you.
Bitcoin pirouetted past $114,000 as Augustâs PPI inflation decided to play nice.
The altcoin realm, ever the loyal courtier, followed suit-Binance Coin (BNB) and Solana (SOL) leading the charge like court jesters in a parade of greed. The total crypto market cap, now a sprightly $4 trillion, seems to whisper, âWe are kings of this realm!â Yet, who dares trust the whims of such a volatile crown? đđ¸
The one-hour chart, a stage of tight consolidation, whispered of bullish pressure, like a suitor leaning in for a kiss. XRP, ever the rebounder, sprang from the $2.934 support zone, a floor as reliable as a Chekhovian protagonistâs despair. Now, it teases the upper boundary of $3.02, volume swelling like a chest full of hope. If it breaches $3.04, ah, what a breakout it would be! A bullish continuation, a traderâs dream, a risk-to-reward scenario as tantalizing as a pie cooling on a windowsill. đĽ§đŤ
In the past 24 hours, Mantle [MNT] has strutted across the crypto market like a peacock on steroids, pushing its price up by a dazzling 14%. That’s the highest surge amongst other crypto assets, or so the headlines scream.
The iPhone 17’s camera cluster, bathed in that vivid Bitcoin-orange hue, was quickly spotted by XRP enthusiasts, who swarmed to point out how it suspiciously resembled the Ripple logo. Three black lenses, arranged in a neat triangle, on a bright backdrop – an almost identical formation to the Ripple insignia. So familiar, in fact, that the internet couldnât resist drawing comparisons.
The Reserve Bank of India (RBI) has weighed in with its typically dry charm, suggesting that regulating crypto effectively is nearly as impossible as keeping a soufflĂŠ from collapsing. Sure, a ban might reduce the drama, but it wouldnât stop people from trading it peer-to-peer or on decentralized platforms. And whereâs the fun in that?
