On Tuesday, the stock closed at a modest $30.42, a far cry from its triumphant peak of $45.89 on its debut. Alas, the market’s ardor has cooled, and the stock now languishes, down 34% from its zenith. Such is the whimsy of the financial gods! 🙏📉
The ever-so-optimistic Ron Paul explained that booms based on monetary “stimulus” usually end in the most predictable way-bankruptcies, inflation, and a painful reset. After all, fake growth demands a real correction, and if this is indeed the “biggest” boom, the payback might be just as enormous. He pointed to the post-2008 era of zero rates and quantitative easing, calling today’s economic cheerleading a rerun of past bubbles. History, after all, is so fond of repeating itself.
Though President Trump found himself spectacularly flummoxed in the heroic quest to eject Lisa Cook, this fresh appointment is nothing short of a political touchdown (without the pomp, but with all the drama). Interest rate cuts? Oh, yes, their siren song grows ever louder thanks to this freshly minted Trump-ally in the boardroom.
Though Funding Rates remain politely positive at 0.011, the meek Spot Volume, languishing under 1 million, suggests poor ETH may be destined to fritter away time between $4,470 and $4,600-a rather tedious parlour game of price consolidation.
At the heart of this deal is the magic of Circle’s native USDC and their fancy Cross-Chain Transfer Protocol (CCTPv2) on HyperEVM. Translation: you can now shuffle your digital dollars around various blockchains without relying on those third-party middlemen who seem to enjoy causing unnecessary headaches. No more friction, no more drama. 🙌
This isn’t just any step; it’s a tango with destiny, deepening dalliances with developers, builders, and the ever-fabulous crypto coterie.
In a delightful blog post dated the 16th of September, Coinbase wave a dismissive hand towards concerns that stablecoins sneak off with your hard-earned dollars like some digital highwayman. Apparently, community banks remain unscathed, ticking along quite nicely without a stablecoin-induced swoon.
According to whispered rumors in shadowed corridors and the more mundane reports filed with regulatory sages, Next Technology boasts a princely hoard of 5,833 BTC. Their March 2025 10-Q, a document as thrilling as a late Victorian drama, lists the book value of their Bitcoin treasury at an eyebrow-raising $480 million-because what’s a few hundred million between friends?
Bitcoin, stubborn as a donkey in a ditch, traded around $115,500 at press time, unchanged on the day but up 3% over the week. Daily trading volume hit $44.3 billion, though the momentum feels as sluggish as a Sunday afternoon nap. 😴
Healthcare company KindlyMD saw its stock drop by a jaw-dropping 55% on Monday, September 15, following CEO David Bailey’s not-so-subtle suggestion that investors who weren’t into the company’s long-term vision should just “exit stage left.” The stock had been cruising at $2.78 on September 12, but crashed down to $1.24 just a few days later. And you thought your weekend was rough.