Avalanche’s subnets-think of them as the VIP lounges of blockchain-are seeing more action than a TikTok dance trend. In the last 24 hours? We’ve got gaming, infrastructure, and enterprise subnets all blowing up like your grandma’s secret cookie recipe on Christmas.
This burgeoning optimism, it seems, aligns most conveniently with the pro-crypto inclinations of the Trump administration and the US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), that most formidable of agencies tasked with the solemn duty of approving such financial contraptions.
Behold, the leviathans of the crypto sea are in a mood to distribute, not accumulate. Even the Bitcoin OGs, those ancient mariners of the blockchain, are pocketing profits as the ship lists dangerously. A spectacle, no? 🐳🤑
Mere mortals squabble over demand, inflows, and “momentum”-terms concocted to soothe the fickle masses. Yet Pi Coin’s dance upward whispers of fate, tempting the unwary to dance closer to its flame. Shall this momentum endure, or is it but a fleeting mirage? 🪄
Despite the chaos, on-chain “experts” and analysts are already scribbling “buy the dip” notes like it’s a middle school passing game. 📝
Back then, the faithful clung to the delusion that Bitcoin was merely “cooling off.” But fate, ever the cruel jester, had other plans. Four weeks later, the S&P 500 too succumbed, dragging both markets into a six-week abyss where BTC plummeted 25% and the index shed 21%-a symphony of financial despair.
Whispers, like the wind through the gulag wires, carried tales of CZ’s return to Binance. But Teresa Goody Guillén, his legal shield, quashed these rumors with the finality of a hammer on an anvil. “No,” she declared on The Pomp Podcast, “he shall not return.” The settlement, she admits, has mended a fragment of his shattered reputation, but the scars of this Kafkaesque ordeal run deep. Both man and empire have been flayed, their wounds salted by years of legal torment. 🩹
Big news: The Bitwise XRP ETF is set to begin trading on NYSE tomorrow with the ticker $XRP.
It has a management fee of 0.34%, which is waived for the first month on the first $500M in assets. This product brings investors spot exposure to XRP, the crypto asset that aims to…
the Canary Capital ETF, a vessel of modern alchemy, summoned $58 million in its maiden voyage-a feat rivaling the legendary $57 million debut of Bitwise’s BSOL ETF. Yet who counts coins in a storm? This fund now sails among the titans of 2025, leaving 900 lesser ships floundering in its wake. ⛵
