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The April 2025 low at $1.61 now teeters like a chandelier in a hurricane, its survival uncertain. A relic of better days, perhaps, but not one I’d care to invest in.

South Korea’s Financial Supervisory Service (FSS) dropped a bombshell on Monday: they’re unleashing VISTA, the Virtual Assets Intelligence System for Trading Analysis, to clean up the crypto Wild West. Developed by their crack team at the Virtual Asset Investigation Bureau, this AI-powered watchdog is here to sniff out shenanigans faster than you can say “pump and dump.”

Fragile broader market sentiment is doing its best soufflé impression-it stays fragile under the slightest pressure, and that pressure just nudges the privacy-focused crowd toward the exit.

In a move that would make even the Master and Margarita blush, Hyperliquid has unveiled HIP-4, a protocol that allows outcome trading. Yes, dear reader, the future is now-or at least, it’s being traded on a blockchain. Users may now frolic in prediction markets and options-like contracts, all fully collateralized and settling within a fixed range. How quaint.

After a sustained slide from its Jan. 28 high of $90,000 to a low of just over $74,500 – its weakest level since December 2024 – bitcoin staged a recovery to close at $79,000 on Feb. 2. This rally pushed bitcoin’s market capitalization from an intraday low of $1.5 trillion back up to $1.57 trillion, lifting the total cryptocurrency market cap to $2.74 trillion by midday EST.

The outflows are so evenly matched with last week’s that it’s like a seesaw operated by two toddlers who’ve never heard of the word “fair.” Year-to-date inflows, once a proud number, have now been reduced to a net outflow of $1 billion. If money had feelings, it would be filing for divorce from the crypto market right about now.

The concluding week of January offered an unflinching reality check to those daring souls who had ventured into the realm of crypto ETFs. What began with a timid semblance of stabilization swiftly unraveled into a widespread selloff, leaving no significant asset class unscathed by the time Friday’s curtain fell.

According to the chaps at CoinGlass, short positions were hit harder than a butler’s dignity on a slippery staircase. A cool $715,610 in shorts liquidated versus a mere $50,830 in longs over a four-hour window. Good heavens, that’s the sort of imbalance one expects at a Bertie Wooster dinner party, not in the crypto markets!

Meanwhile, TRON is fumbling about, losing double-digit market share in both stablecoin supply and user activity. While the cheaper chains may be luring in the curious wallets, the data suggests that the big bucks still prefer Ethereum’s plush, comfy couch of liquidity, security, and good old-fashioned institutional trust.

Apparently, assets under management (AUM) for these products have plummeted by $73 billion since their peak in October 2025. That’s more dramatic than a season finale of 30 Rock. And guess where most of these outflows happened? The good ol’ U.S. of A., with $1.65 billion fleeing faster than Kenneth running from a vegan buffet.