In a report seen by Bloomberg, analysts, including George Cole, say that they’re lowering their end-of-year targets for yields and are revising their expectations for Fed cuts in 2025. 📉
UAE: Zero tax on all crypto activity, because who needs taxes when you have oil? 💸
Hold the phone, folks—XRP is still rocking the $2.25 mark like it’s auditioning for a role in a blockbuster crypto movie. Despite all the market ups and downs, XRP has been holding strong, and even better, it’s grown by a solid 3.7%! 💰 The market volume shot up over 91%, making investors do a double-take. A little bit of excitement, huh? The XRP train is picking up steam, and there’s no stopping it. (Well, except maybe a tiny dip to $1.24, but let’s not dwell on that—it’s just a brief pit stop.)
So, what’s the deal? They’ve accumulated 1,904 BTC (Bitcoin, for those of you still using a flip phone) valued at approximately €172 million. Let’s just say, if they were buying drinks, you wouldn’t want to be the one picking up the tab. Oh, and each BTC cost them a little over €90,000—no biggie, just a small loan from your local bank’s vault.
And who else but the one and only Justin Sun, Tron’s founder, to champion this move? 🙌 Sun, who has been Trump’s crypto BFF in recent months, proudly reposted the announcement. As one of the earliest and largest backers of the TRUMP token, Sun has been the poster boy for the former president’s crypto empire. It’s like a modern-day fairy tale, but with more blockchain and less glass slippers.
For those convinced that Cardano’s real problem is a love-hate relationship with stablecoin giants, Hoskinson suggests something revolutionary: maybe, just maybe, it’s about basic economics. He reminisced about the time Circle offered to bring USDC to Cardano back in 2021—along with a $3 million invoice. The Cardano Foundation responded the way most of us react to a high restaurant bill: with a firm “nope.” “They just said no, which was just unbelievable to me. But that was that.”
But let’s be real, Saylor’s not just throwing darts at a board. He’s got a chart, and it’s not just any chart. It’s a chart that shows significant buying signals reaching well into July. You know, the month when the sun is out, and everyone’s too busy at the beach to care about crypto. 🏖️
Metaplanet has acquired 2,205 BTC for ~$238.7 million at ~$108,237 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 416.6% YTD 2025. As of 7/7/2025, we hold 15,555 $BTC acquired for ~$1.54 billion at ~$99,307 per bitcoin. $MTPLF
Atack, the shining beacon of crypto knowledge, quickly found himself under arrest after his neighbor decided to file a bizarre accusation of “violence against women.” Maybe someone’s just *really* passionate about property rights, but hey, *sure*, blame it on the women’s violence laws—those always come in handy when your fence gets knocked down.
Floki (FLOKI), the cryptocurrency equivalent of a cheeky rascal, rose to a staggering $0.000089, which is a neat 45% higher than its lowest point in June. Oh, and did we mention the volume? The 24-hour trading volume shot up by a whopping 83%, topping out at $211 million. Talk about a comeback, eh? 😏
