How $36 Million Disappeared Faster Than a Ham at a Sunday Picnic 🍖💸

According to the good folks at Yonhap, the regulators are fixin’ to poke around the place, poking and prying like a cat after a barn rat. Seems the new attack looks a whole lot like their old shenanigans back in 2019, when Lazarus made off with 342,000 ETH – that’s a fancy way of sayin’ heaps of Ethereum, if you’re not fluent in tech speak. If that wasn’t enough, these crooks pinched the money after pretending to be the right folks-admin accounts, in fancy talk-and whisked the loot away quicker than a fox in a henhouse.

Tron’s Batching Proposal: Larry David’s Take 😂💸

Batching in action

Apparently, Tron’s getting in on this action thanks to a proposal from Boosty Labs. 🏋️‍♂️ These guys submitted it to the CTDG Dev Hub, which sounds like a fancy club where nerds hang out. If it passes, Tron could get a native batching solution, which is a big deal for all those exchanges and payment processors. You know, the ones who handle more USDT than a casino on a Saturday night. 🎰

Aster’s AI vs Humans Crypto Showdown: Who Wins?

The surge followed the official announcement of Aster’s new trading competition that places human judgment directly against popular AI models. This “asymmetric” contest is set to run from December 9 to 23. A battle of wits, or rather, a battle of Wi-Fi signals and neural networks. 🤖