But wait, not everyone is buying into this party just yet. Some analysts are waving their arms like, “Hold on, not so fast!” They warn that if Bitcoin doesn’t break through the stratosphere soon, we might see a mass exodus of profit-taking, and all that good market vibe could crash and burn. The $125,000 level? Yeah, that’s the Big Boss level that Bitcoin needs to defeat to keep this bull run alive. Stay tuned, folks.
The recent market hiccup? A fleeting pause, my dear. “Quick pit stop at the gas station,” Hoskinson quipped with his signature nonchalance. Crypto’s mettle? “Incredibly strong,” he assures us, tying the next surge to policy fireworks. The Clarity Act, he insists, shall usher in the institutional darlings. Regulation, not retail whims, shall fuel this expansion. 🏦✨
Apparently, Floki is now the belle of the regulated finance ball, strutting its stuff as the only BNB Chain project (besides BNB itself) to secure an ETP listing in Europe. 🎉 Valour, a DeFi Technologies subsidiary with a name that screams “we mean business,” introduced this product, which is basically crypto in a suit and tie. Institutional and retail investors can now track Floki’s price without the usual crypto circus of hacks, scams, and “oops, I lost my seed phrase.” 🤡
According to the ever-watchful eyes of Arkham Intelligence, this scoundrel acquired 100,913 SOL tokens at a princely $227 apiece. A second indulgence, mind you, following their August 2025 purchase of 38,126 SOL. By 09:24 UTC on October 3, the wallet lay bare, holding a paltry $0.47 worth of SOL. One can almost hear the echo of their maniacal laughter as they vanish into the ether, leaving behind a trail of digital breadcrumbs.
Crypto analyst and the man who probably has a stock chart tattoo, Ali Martinez, weighed in on X (yes, that’s still what we call Twitter) and told the world that DOGE has been in an “ascending parallel channel” since 2016. Don’t let the fancy jargon fool you-what he’s saying is that DOGE is cruising along the lower boundary of this channel. A place, by the way, he believes is perfect for “accumulation.” It’s like buying a vintage car at the low end of the market, just before it skyrockets in price.
Now, the real question: will ETH finally kiss its all-time high goodbye and start a new love story? Or is this just a crypto version of a “I’m fine, really” lie? 🥺
In a move that might make even the most patient bureaucrat blink, Nomura’s Laser Digital has entered the delicate dance of talks with Japan’s Financial Services Agency (FSA), hoping to earn the coveted crypto trading license. Asia’s digital asset scene is buzzing, and Japan, ever the constipated but reliable player, is trying to show it can keep pace. Should fortune smile, Laser Digital dreams of offering brokerage services to the stiff-collared institutional investors – the very folks who consider volatility a mild form of entertainment.
While the markets are popping champagne for this “Uptober” nonsense, the rest of the world’s headlines are more like a bad blind date – full of regulatory catfights and policy experiments gone wrong. Bitter much? 😂
Xu declared that building an open public chain is “one of OKX’s core strategies.” Bold move. Next thing you know, they’ll tell us water is wet. The X Layer will supposedly fuse the OKX Wallet and Exchange into a “stronger ecosystem,” which sounds like a Marvel villain’s origin story.
But fear not, dear reader, for the hackers have merely shifted their focus from smart contract exploits to wallet vulnerabilities. 🦹♂️🔍 Code-related losses plummeted from $272 million to $78 million, proving that even cybercriminals can get bored with the same old tricks. Yet, September’s 16 hacks over $1 million remind us that mid-sized attacks are the new black. 🕶️
