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Behold! Transaction Shield 🦊🛡️

As of September 2025, PayPal’s PYUSD was sitting pretty with a market cap of $1.28 billion. But wait-90 days later, it’s more than tripled to $3.8 billion. Talk about a glow-up! ✨

Bitcoin is currently trading above $93,000 after experiencing a period of accelerated selling and heavy long liquidations that had briefly pushed its price down over the past few weeks. Now that forced selling has eased, the cryptocurrency has recovered significantly, adding an astonishing $75 billion to its market capitalization within 10 hours. 🧠💰

What are these whispers? Let us delve into the absurdity, comrades.

Ah, Strategy (MSTR), the grande dame of bitcoin holdings, is in a spot of bother with index provider MSCI. Talks are underway, and the clock is ticking. 🕰️

Meanwhile, the cryptocurrency market, once a graveyard of despair, now dances with renewed vigor. 🎉 Bitcoin, Ethereum, and their kin have shed their winter coats, basking in the sun of a bullish resurgence. 🌞

Paying at the till has never been more… avant-garde. All you need to do is scan the DFX.swiss “OpenCryptoQR” with a wallet like Binance Pay, choose your cryptocurrency (because who doesn’t want options?), and confirm it on your phone. Simple enough for even the most tech-averse granny to give a try.

Now, why should one care about such a spectacle? Consider this: Those IBIT options have soared higher than the sun-kissed peaks of gold ETFs and the mighty spires of tech stocks! This heralds a new era where bitcoin is acclaimed, not unlike a Tolstoy novel freshly discovered, as a beloved macro asset.

The surge seems to be because a whale-presumably one with very expensive taste-decided to buy 2.9 times their usual amount, splashing $273,000 on tokens like they were buying a round at a Mayfair club. Meanwhile, new investors threw in $1.3 million because nothing says “smart money” like betting on cartoon penguins.