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The “House of Doge,” a name that drips with both grandeur and mockery, proclaimed this event as historic. Through their “ChooseMyShibe” campaign, they mobilized the masses, generating over 1.2 million impressions on X-a testament to the power of collective delusion. On February 18th, as the bell tolled for the 21shares Dogecoin ETF ($TDOG), Kimchi stood as a silent witness to the absurdity of it all. A dog, ringing the bell for a financial instrument named after a meme-what a glorious reflection of our times!

The CLARITY Act passed the House last July with a strong vote of 294 to 134 and moved through the Senate Agriculture Committee in January. However, it’s currently stuck in the Senate Banking Committee. A disagreement over how stablecoins earn interest has created a stalemate, pitting the crypto industry against banks concerned about losing customers’ deposits.

Cake Wallet’s latest update aims to make using Lightning Network easier for everyone. The new version includes self-custodial Lightning support, allowing users to send and receive fast Bitcoin payments directly from their phones without needing technical expertise or trusting a third party with their funds. Users also have the flexibility to convert their Bitcoin back to on-chain transactions whenever they want.

All this optimism comes as Bitcoin decided to moonwalk past $71,000, surging over 6% in 24 hours. Apparently, even the weekend’s geopolitical fireworks (U.S. and Israeli strikes on Iran) couldn’t keep it down. Spot Bitcoin ETFs, meanwhile, saw over $1 billion in weekly inflows, proving that money never sleeps-it just changes wallets. Reactions on X (formerly Twitter, for those still living in the pre-rename era) ranged from bullish cheers to memes about empty wallets, because what’s crypto without a bit of emotional whiplash?

When the index plummets, think of it as a library where the shelves are empty, save for a few dusty volumes. The absence of robust buy and sell orders turns an otherwise placid price into a frothy, instinctive creature prone to swift swings. Imagine, dear reader, a puppet master untethered-no sturdy strings, no weighty orders to restrain the dance, and then, lo! A young trader comes along with a sizable bid, and before you know it, the coin has leapt like a startled hare.

Currently, almost 19.997 million Bitcoins are in use. If Bitcoin continues to be created at its usual pace – roughly every 10 minutes – the 20 millionth Bitcoin is expected to be mined around March 11, 2026. After that, only one million more Bitcoins will be left to be mined, representing about 4.7% of the total 21 million that will ever exist.

Ah, South Korea. Once a gleaming example of economic vitality, now it’s the poster child for “bad days at the office.” On March 4, the Kospi index dropped more than 12%, setting off circuit breakers that had traders nervously checking their blood pressure. It wasn’t the usual Monday slump, but rather the seismic shock of Middle East tensions and overzealous AI growth concerns. A once-thriving market now finds itself shaken by geopolitical earthquakes.

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Subtle as a sigh, Crypto Patel, the self‑styled oracle of digital assets, unfurled his chart before a congregation of donors, drawing the arc of each grim bear market over the past decade. First, the 2018 collapse-a staggering 85% plunge from a peak of $19,000-left everyone stunned, yet the market, with the patience of a saint, rebounded with a 350% surge, blooming once more like spring after a harsh winter.

Pray, consider the data from the Coinglass website, which reveals a most peculiar turn of events. The open interest, that fickle measure of market sentiment, peaked a full nine months after the price itself had reached its zenith-a most irregular occurrence, akin to a gentleman proposing long after the lady has lost interest. At its height, it stood at a staggering $17.1 billion, only to crumble like a poorly constructed soufflé to a mere $4.89 billion at present.