“Trump Billionaires Club,” they’re calling it. A game for “true Trump fans,” naturally. One can only imagine the level of avid devotion required. There’s a waitlist, and joining it offers a chance to snag a share of that aforementioned million. Jolly good.
Opened up Tuesday at a mere $10.74, considerin’ Cantor was closin’ Monday at $14.27. A slippery slope, if you ask me. By Wednesday, they’d sunk to $11.42 – almost a fifth gone! Makes a body wonder if folks are startin’ to suspect these here “crypto” things ain’t quite the gold rush they were promised. 🤔
According to the snoops at Arkham Intelligence, Amber Group and Metalapha waltzed off with 9,000 Ether. That’s enough to make a pirate blush! 🏴☠️ Why? Oh, they’re “setting up custody” or “long-term holding” or so they claim. Yeah, right. We’ve heard that one before. Last time they said that, they sold it all for a yacht and a lifetime supply of caviar. 🐟
With a flourish of grand ceremony, surrounded by the resolute approval of its Shari’ah-governance board and in a strategic alliance with a regulated partner for both custody and settlement, Ruya has captured the curiosity of the masses. It has heartily embraced the ancient wisdom of finance, ingeniously applying it to the ethereal realm of cryptocurrencies.
Amid the political hullaballoo, Sen. Cynthia Lummis, donning her best poker face and armed with an optimism that could charm a rattlesnake, hinted that the latest draft might emerge from the shadows this very week. “If the stars align and I don’t jinx it,” she mused with a chuckle, “this draft might just be the crown jewel of our arduous efforts.”
If approved, this product would stand as a monument to human ingenuity-or perhaps madness-offering a timing-based strategy so peculiar it could make a babushka faint. In the rapidly expanding Bitcoin ETF ecosystem, where even the moon’s phases are analyzed for profit, this proposal is but a new chapter in the eternal struggle between greed and the clock.
A report claimed $360 was a “support zone.” Big deal. ZEC’s been holding it down like a bouncer at a crypto nightclub. 🚪💃
And so, dear reader, let us descend into the abyss of charts and predictions, to unravel the enigma of Fartcoin’s fleeting destiny. 📉📈
Key takeaways:
The exemptions? They’re like a spa day for stablecoin distributors, wrapped token intermediaries, and digital asset custodians. But here’s the catch: Companies have until June 30, 2026, to secure licenses before these temporary measures vanish like my willpower during a chocolate sale. ⏰
