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Mert Mumtaz, co-founder and CEO of Helius (which, let’s face it, sounds more like a character from a sci-fi novel than an infrastructure provider), was ecstatic enough to post on X about it. Apparently, this little upgrade means that Solana can now squeeze more transactions into each block, making for a delightful day for developers and users alike. Who knew technology could be so… productive?

But don’t worry, Mewawalla is here for a dramatic exit—denying any wrongdoing and rejecting the board’s allegations “respectfully and vigorously.” Which, let’s be real, is the corporate equivalent of “I’m not mad; I’m just disappointed!” 😱 And he pointed out their prior public support. Great strategy, buddy! Nothing says “trust me” like a letter filled with exclamation marks and desperation!

In a move that’s as predictable as a Vogon reading poetry, Alon assured the community that details will be shared “when they become available.” Because, you know, nothing says “we’ve got this under control” like a vague promise and a shrug emoji. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Open interest climbed — oh, not just peeped but dramatically ascended — washing over the scene to a sea of $591 million like a financial flood, eclipsing the modest whisper of activity over $4.43 billion in derivatives volume. A 35% gain for interest, a staggering 291% for volume — enough numbers to drown a small island of skeptics, all brewed in the bubbling cauldron of Coinglass’s data caress.

Boasting over 50,000 BTC in its wallet, MARA has cemented its status as the second-largest Bitcoin custodian among publicly traded companies, right after the artist formerly known as MicroStrategy. With this newfound capital, MARA endeavors to escalate its Bitcoin holdings to even more impressive altitudes!

Amidst the bustling chaos of the modern world, where healthcare and cryptocurrency often seem like distant stars in the vast universe of business, KindlyMD and Nakamoto Holdings have decided to become one. In a grand gesture that would make even the most stoic investor blush, they published a press release on Tuesday, announcing the formal submission of their merger documentation to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). The grand union is set to be consummated on Aug. 11, 2025, much to the delight of shareholders and tech enthusiasts alike.

Now, after reachin’ a highfalutin $123,218 on the 14th of July—like a rocket that got tired—our dear Bitcoin has come crawl in on itself, retracin’ a few paces and tradin’ between $116,000 and $120,000. If you look real close at the lil’ charts, she’s makin’ a descending channel—a neat little pattern of lower highs and lower lows. Support’s holdin’ at about $115,500, while resistance has planted itself stubbornly at $118,000 to $120,000. So it’s a regular standoff, like two ole cowpokes starin’ each other down on a dusty trail.

Apparently, according to Franklin Bi, we’re in the “early days of ETFs” again. Wow, déjà vu! And, maybe, just maybe I should’ve bought a few of those back then. But who knew, right?

According to the latest communiqué from the company, these altcoin acquisitions will be financed through the proceeds of an equity financing pact with GHS Investments, a deal that has recently navigated the treacherous waters of SEC registration, emerging victorious via the form known as S-1. The timing of this grand purchase, however, remains shrouded in mystery, dependent as it is on the whims of the market and the company’s strategic drawdowns. Yet, the intent is as clear as the dawn after a storm: XRP is set to become a cornerstone of Nature’s Miracle’s financial fortress, a beacon of stability in a world often fraught with uncertainty.

Of the mountain of funds thus accumulated, a modest $50 million is earmarked for the noble task of repurchasing some of MARA’s older debt, those pesky 1% notes due in 2026. The remainder, a veritable treasure trove, will be deployed in the pursuit of more Bitcoin, the sustenance of general business operations, and the potential alleviation of other debts or the funding of strategic growth initiatives. In essence, MARA is not merely hedging its bets; it is placing them squarely on the digital currency that has captured the imagination of the world. 🤑BTC