Moreno, bless his little cotton socks, hinted that Binance’s reserve value was once “growing” by a staggering $14 billion, thanks to those oh-so-inflated asset prices. And let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: Ethereum-based USDT reached an all-time high of $38.2 billion on Binance. Bravo! Encore! 👏🎩
Downside risks loom like shadows at dusk, yet whispers of support linger, as if the market itself were a drunkard clinging to the edge of a cliff. Ethereum, ever the enigma, clings to $3,900, a number that has become a holy grail for traders, who treat it as both sanctuary and trap.
To set the stage: It’s been a whole week since the $19 billion wipeout, and the market still can’t figure out how to keep its balance. 🧐 No sign of FOMO yet, with spot demand for Bitcoin [BTC] as lukewarm as a cup of tea left out overnight. Fear is the reigning champ of market sentiment right now. Saying $110k is solid support for BTC? Hilariously premature.
According to the official announcement (which I’m sure was written in zero-knowledge proof), the center will tackle healthcare, agriculture, tech, and government transparency. Because nothing says “fun” like reshaping state policy, right? Charles even tweeted, “We are going to have a lot of fun next year 🙂” Fun? Or chaos? You decide. 🤔
Binance has now successfully finalized its long-pending acquisition of the South Korean exchange Gopax platform. This major advancement comes after two years of regulatory review by local financial authorities and was finally concluded. South Korea’s Financial Intelligence Unit finally accepted the change of key executives that we requested on Wednesday. As a result, this approval instantly secures Binance’s current majority share in the domestic crypto platform. 🧠💸
00 and Oct. 15 20:00, what a jolly jaunt! 🎢 Volume exploded to 568.6M at 08:00 during the morning scamper to $0.21, only for the sellers to snatch the reins like mischievous gremlins. 😈 The biggest liquidation bash hit between 13:00-15:00, with 920M turnover as prices dipped below $0.21-pure pandemonium! 🤪 At 19:50, a spot … Read more
But let’s take a moment to appreciate the beauty of blockchain here: the mistake was caught and corrected before it could cause the kind of havoc that banks would normally take *decades* to fix, if they even bother. The entire amount was burned within 22 minutes, once the eagle-eyed onlookers screamed, “Wait, is this an *error* or the world’s first trillion-dollar lottery?”
Ah, the audacity! 😱 Sam Bankman-Fried, the crypto wunderkind turned convicted felon, is now playing the victim card. He claims the Biden administration targeted him for his generous donations to the GOP 🎉. Because, you know, that\’s exactly what happens when you\’re a billionaire trying to buy influence in Washington.
With the NVT Ratio soaring to 287, it seems Dogecoin’s value is more inflated than a balloon at a clown convention. 🎈🤡
