The SEC’s bulletin, a masterclass in bureaucratic verbosity, lists the benefits and risks of different methods of crypto custody, as if the investing public had never encountered the concept of risk before. 🎯
While the exchange’s mission to serve customers remains as steadfast as a lighthouse in a storm, it now dares to dabble in the realm of fate, partnering with Kalshi, a CFTC-regulated oracle of real-world outcomes. 🧙♂️
The news that MSCI – one of the world’s “Big Three” index providers – is looking to potentially exclude digital asset treasuries (DATs) from its indexes has absolutely scandalized the crypto community. JP Morgan mentioning this in their research note on Strategy only added fuel to the fire, with the term “Operation Chokepoint” coming back into the Crypto Twitter lexicon. However, MSCI may have a valid point when it comes to DATs. 😏
Arab Chain, that oracle of crypto-doom, claims the market has reached a “turning point” 🎢 after BTC clawed its way from $80K to $94K-because nothing says “I’m back, baby!” like a 17.5% bounce after a 36.5% faceplant. But here’s the kicker: the IFP indicator, that digital soothsayer of crypto-gurus, insists the rally’s about as stable as a pyramid scheme. 🛑💸
December, that most industrious of months, has proven to be a whirlwind for Ripple, with the company making notable appearances at major crypto events, including Binance Blockchain Week in Dubai, where attendees likely wondered if they’d accidentally joined a masquerade ball. 🎉
Bitcoin followed a plot twist this year-prices slipped like a sock in a dryer, while Google search interest cooled from its peak. With two weeks left in 2025, we dove into Google Trends to see if Bitcoin’s still lurking in the shadows, waiting to pounce. Spoiler: it’s napping.
From the daily chart, Bitcoin appears to be waltzing between its comfort zone of $88,000 to $96,000 after a hard rejection near $94,000. The asset is cooling off from a high at $107,465 and pulling back into a sideways saunter. This kind of market indecision smells like consolidation, especially with volume tapering off after a spike near the $80,537 bottom-a clear sign that big players bought the dip. However, without renewed buying pressure, Bitcoin risks slipping back into its old support levels. 🐻💸
One cannot help but chuckle at the irony: positive news, like a well-crafted limerick, is met with silence, while negative whispers send the price spiraling like a drunkard down a staircase. Yet, XRP’s resilience at $2 is, one must admit, a minor marvel-a testament to its fundamentals, its investors’ blind faith, and perhaps a touch of magical thinking. Will $2 hold? The world watches with bated breath, or perhaps merely mild curiosity. 🌍💤
Конфликт кипит из-за решения Aave Labs интегрировать CoW Swap как основную инфраструктуру для торговли на сайте протокола. Это заменяет ParaSwap, который приносил комиссионные в казну Aave DAO. Как будто кто-то вдруг решил украсть монеты из кошелька доброго человека! 🧙♂️💸