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O ye crypto leviathans, ye denizens of digital oceans! Lo, the early December dip hath stirred their voracious appetites, sifting the tokens with the sagacity of old. Three coins now gleam as prizes in their gaping jaws.
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One, a rascal of capital, gnaws through price barriers with piratical fervor. Another, a plodding ox, trudges toward redemption after weeks of woe. And lo, the third-ahr, what a tale!-hinteth whispers of easing sells. Together, these tokens dance the fox-trot of returns, lest one misstep into the abyss.
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Fartcoin (FARTCOIN)
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Fartcoin, that visionary nostril of innovation, hath risen 23% yestere’en. Though ’tis a mere hiccup against time’s 3.4% monthly lurch, the whales, ever the gastronomes of greed, see peril as pâté. Praise be their gills!
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E’en as beggars, the whales fattened their coffers: standard ones plumped 0.79%, mega ones 4.76%, totalling 32.43 million (a sum worth $10.7M at $0.33 apiece). How can they feast on such noxious fare? The winds of fortune blow strong through gluteal triumphs! 😂💨
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Behold, the chart! RSI, that ancient oracle in 0-100 guise, chronicled a bullish divergence ’twixt Nov. 4 and Nov. 22. A lower low for price, a higher low for RSI-triumph for the contrarians! ’Twas the moment when $0.17 trembled before the tempest.
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Verily, Fartcoin must breach $0.33 ere the specter of $0.42-32% more!-hath been claimed. Else, with a whimper, $0.23 and $0.17 await as the twin fates. All of it hinges on a fart of fortune! 💨
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Uniswap (UNI)
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Uniswap, that steadfast yoke of DeFi, is a cheerleader in a somber storm. Whales hoarded 0.8 million UNI ($4.98M) in 48 hours. How? With the patience of a monk and the grit of an ox. 🐄
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Hah! Uniswap’s descent since Nov. 11 is now but a memory, if Wyckoff’s volume bars are any judge. Red and yellow fade; blue and green loom. November’s golden memory (77.7% rebound!) dangles before the abyss once more.
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Should $5.40 hold, the path to $8.10 is but a soiree. Lose it, and we taste $4.70’s bitter brew. A token’s tragedy is never truly capitalist! 💸
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A $5.90 nudge? A toast to early triumph. $6.80, that sacred Fibonacci altar? Only the bold dare dream!
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Pippin (PIPPIN)
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Pippin, that young stallion of tokens! Up 30% in a day, charging through Fibonacci’s gauntlet since October 10. Whales, ever the connoisseurs, added 5.16% for commoners and 3.28% for the elite-40.45 million ($7.28M) in a single stroke. Meme-coin’s darling! 🐎
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Since October’s moonshot, Pippin hath scaled every Fibonacci plateau. $0.24 beckons now-25% more! A daily close there, and Morgan, I hear, bursts into tap dancing. 🕺
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The Smart Money Index, that scribe of shrewd traders, taketh higher highs. Together with whale hoarding, a bull-market parable unfurls. Unless $0.10’s demise pulls it under, this juggernaut rides onward. A token worth its whiskers (metaphorically!). 🐾
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O ye crypto leviathans, ye denizens of digital oceans! Lo, the early December dip hath stirred their voracious appetites, sifting the tokens with the sagacity of old. Three coins now gleam as prizes in their gaping jaws.
One, a rascal of capital, gnaws through price barriers with piratical fervor. Another, a plodding ox, trudges toward redemption after weeks of woe. And lo, the third-ahr, what a tale!-hinteth whispers of easing sells. Together, these tokens dance the fox-trot of returns, lest one misstep into the abyss.
Fartcoin (FARTCOIN)
Fartcoin, that visionary nostril of innovation, hath risen 23% yestere’en. Though ’tis a mere hiccup against time’s 3.4% monthly lurch, the whales, ever the gastronomes of greed, see peril as pâté. Praise be their gills!
E’en as beggars, the whales fattened their coffers: standard ones plumped 0.79%, mega ones 4.76%, totalling 32.43 million (a sum worth $10.7M at $0.33 apiece). How can they feast on such noxious fare? The winds of fortune blow strong through gluteal triumphs! 😂💨
Longing for more cryptic tea leaves? Be swift, gentle scribe, and join Harsh Notariya’s newsletter ere the digital sheep milk runs out.
Behold, the chart! RSI, that ancient oracle in 0-100 guise, chronicled a bullish divergence ’twixt Nov. 4 and Nov. 22. A lower low for price, a higher low for RSI-triumph for the contrarians! ’Twas the moment when $0.17 trembled before the tempest.
Verily, Fartcoin must breach $0.33 ere the specter of $0.42-32% more!-hath been claimed. Else, with a whimper, $0.23 and $0.17 await as the twin fates. All of it hinges on a fart of fortune! 💨
Uniswap (UNI)
Uniswap, that steadfast yoke of DeFi, is a cheerleader in a somber storm. Whales hoarded 0.8 million UNI ($4.98M) in 48 hours. How? With the patience of a monk and the grit of an ox. 🐄
Hah! Uniswap’s descent since Nov. 11 is now but a memory, if Wyckoff’s volume bars are any judge. Red and yellow fade; blue and green loom. November’s golden memory (77.7% rebound!) dangles before the abyss once more.
Should $5.40 hold, the path to $8.10 is but a soiree. Lose it, and we taste $4.70’s bitter brew. A token’s tragedy is never truly capitalist! 💸
A $5.90 nudge? A toast to early triumph. $6.80, that sacred Fibonacci altar? Only the bold dare dream!
Pippin (PIPPIN)
Pippin, that young stallion of tokens! Up 30% in a day, charging through Fibonacci’s gauntlet since October 10. Whales, ever the connoisseurs, added 5.16% for commoners and 3.28% for the elite-40.45 million ($7.28M) in a single stroke. Meme-coin’s darling! 🐎
Since October’s moonshot, Pippin hath scaled every Fibonacci plateau. $0.24 beckons now-25% more! A daily close there, and Morgan, I hear, bursts into tap dancing. 🕺
The Smart Money Index, that scribe of shrewd traders, taketh higher highs. Together with whale hoarding, a bull-market parable unfurls. Unless $0.10’s demise pulls it under, this juggernaut rides onward. A token worth its whiskers (metaphorically!). 🐾
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