Stop the press! Laser Digital-backed by Nomura (yeah, the fancy folks from Japan)-just got the royal thumbs-up from Dubai’s very own Virtual Asset Regulatory Authority (VARA) 🏆. They can now dish out crypto derivatives over-the-counter (OTC), which sounds fancy until you realize it basically means you can gamble on Bitcoin without wearing pants (finally, a use for my pajamas at noon!).
Buckle up! This makes Laser Digital the first legal shop in Dubai where you can try your luck playing with crypto options on big-league tokens. You heard it: you can now lose your money like a professional with the full blessing of regulators. Mazel tov! 🥂
In other words, Dubai just got another feather in its shiny, gold-plated cap as the “Las Vegas of digital finance.” Step aside, traditional banks-the camels have WiFi now, and they’re trading crypto. Next up: a sand-proof Ledger wallet and NFTs riding a flying carpet. 🐫✨
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2025-08-06 17:31