NASDAQ’s New Favorite: Strategy’s Bitcoin Obsession Triumphs – Saylor’s Bold Predictions 😎✨
Move over, Netflix dramas-there’s a new saga in town: Strategy holding tight to the Nasdaq-100, proving once and for all that bitcoin isn’t just for crypto geeks anymore. Yes, folks, corporate Bitcoin is the new black, and it’s still in the game. Meanwhile, Saylor’s out here dropping quotes like he’s auditioning for a motivational poster-“The bitcoin hoarding will continue until the complaining stops.”🙄💰
Nasdaq-100 Keeps the Bitcoin Dream Alive 🤑🚀
Thanks to the magic of index rules and an extraordinary amount of digital gold (660,624 BTC to be exact), Strategy’s spot in the Nasdaq-100 remains unshaken. This is especially impressive considering critics are whispering about turning Strategy into a crypto-themed investment fund. But nope! Nasdaq’s secret sauce-rules, not rumors-kept it in. And Saylor? He’s still bullish, whispering sweet nothings about bitcoin while we all wonder if he dreams in binary. 
“The bitcoin hoarding will continue…”-said Saylor, probably while sipping his preferred crypto-coffee. ☕️
Why does Strategy still qualify? Because rules are rules, darling! 📝
Despite some folks suggesting Strategy’s bitcoin stash makes it look like a giant crypto ETF, it’s still following Nasdaq’s playbook. The index folks haven’t kicked it out-yet. But beware, MSCI and other index gatekeepers are eyeing this digital darling, possibly ready to give it the ol’ heave-ho come 2026. Meanwhile, Strategy keeps racking up its Bitcoin bag, making it the biggest corporate crypto hoarder on the planet-because who needs gold when you’ve got blockchain? 
Reconstitution day (December 12) was basically an episode of “Will It Stay or Will It Go?” Spoiler: it stayed, and the crypto community cheered. The Nasdaq-100 just confirmed that holding a mountain of Bitcoin is apparently cool enough for the big leagues now. For Saylor, it’s a win-and a wink to the world that Bitcoin is here to stay. 
FAQs: All the questions you’re too afraid to ask about crypto in traditional indexes 🔥
- Why did Strategy stay in the Nasdaq-100? Because the rules said so-and rules are like that one shady friend who always shows up on time. 🔒
- How much Bitcoin does Strategy hold? A whopping 660,624 BTC-basically enough to buy all of Suburbia and still have some for snacks. 🥨
- What’s the criticism? Some say Strategy’s turning into a bitcoin-themed investment fund, which is… kinda true. But hey, who’s counting? 🤷♀️
- Why does it matter? Because the big institutional players are now okay with Bitcoin-meaning it’s officially mainstream now. Welcome to the future, folks! 🎉
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2025-12-14 03:32