Ah, the eternal dance of speculation! Michael Saylor’s firm, Strategy, has once again proven that confidence is the most valuable asset of all-certainly more so than Bitcoin itself. At an average price near $67,700, which is roughly the cost of a modest villa in a certain… well, let’s not dwell on the specifics. One might say they’ve taken a leaf out of the book of those who believe in the alchemy of cryptocurrency, though one wonders if their vaults are now more secure than their logic. As of March 1, 2026, Strategy now boasts a collection of 720,737 bitcoins, acquired at an average price of around $75,985-a figure that would make even a medieval alchemist weep with envy. The combined cost basis of about $54.77 billion? A mere trifle, of course, compared to the sheer audacity of their conviction. After all, who needs liquidity when you have faith? One can only hope their portfolio is as steadfast as their confidence, which, I suspect, is as unshakable as a teacup in a hurricane.
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2026-03-02 16:36