Michael Saylor Predicts Wall Street’s Orange Crush-You Won’t Believe How It Ends!

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Oh wow, Michael Saylor’s got a new tweet. Big whoop, you say? Nope, this one’s special. Because apparently, he’s now the Nostradamus of crypto. He’s out there saying, “Wall Street is orange.” Yeah, because when I think financial prophecy, I think of a guy looking down on Manhattan, saying, “Hey, it’s orange in here!” 🎨🏙️

So, Saylor drops this AI-generated masterpiece of himself peering over Manhattan, bathed in that classic BTC hue-orange. Very dramatic, very intense. Like he’s about to conquer the world or at least conquer the coffee shop Wi-Fi.☕📈

Wall Street Goes BTC – or So Saylor Dreams

His genius prediction? Wall Street gets a serious case of the orange fever. Maybe next thing you know, they’ll be putting their money where their glowing screens are-on the blockchain. Because nothing says “financial stability” like turning the stock market into a giant game of digital Monopoly. 🎲💸

Especially now that Trump’s signed that new executive order-so, yeah, your 401(k) can now dabble in the wild west of crypto, real estate, and whatever else causes nightmares. Looks like old school stocks are about as popular as a cell phone at a fancy dinner, folks. 🍽️📉

Robert Kiyosaki Calls It-Bonds & Stocks Are Doomed! 📉

Meanwhile, our buddy Robert Kiyosaki, the “Rich Dad Poor Dad” guy, chiming in like he’s got the inside scoop. Turns out, he predicts the end of bonds and stocks-kaput. Apparently, Asian investors are stacking gold, and he’s, you guessed it, stacking gold, silver, Bitcoin, and cattle. Yep, cattle. Because, hey, when the world burns, cows will still be worth moo-lions. 🐄💰

His advice? Load up on Bitcoin, because if the economy goes south, at least your digital coin won’t turn into digital dust. Smart move, right? Or just a fancy way to keep buying gold jewelry. Whatever, it’s all about survival-and maybe a little wealth while you’re at it. 🚀💎

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2025-08-08 20:12