Metaplanet’s Bitcoin Bonanza: 775 BTC Bought and Still Grinning! 😂💰

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In a most unexpected turn of events, the illustrious Metaplanet has unfurled a magnificent banner of wealth by announcing the acquisition of a staggering 775 Bitcoin, a mere pocket change totaling around $93 million, effortlessly spent at a jaw-dropping average of $120,006 per BTC. Ah, what a time to be alive!

As of the fateful day, August 18, 2025, Metaplanet’s treasure trove now boasts a most impressive total of 18,888 BTC-a number that, if one were superstitious, might invoke the spirits of luck themselves.

The Bitcoin Reserves: Like a Rabbit Out of a Hat!

According to their official parchment-a document so official one could easily mistake it for a royal decree-Metaplanet has, through diligent means, aggregated a cumulative investment in Bitcoin that dances close to an astonishing $1.94 billion, secured at an average price that seems to waltz around $102,653 per BTC. It’s almost as if they are playing a game of Monopoly where the money is real and the properties glitter.

Certainly, the whispers of the market cannot help but draw comparisons to the strategies of Michael Saylor, that illustrious figure of Bitcoin fame, as Metaplanet continues to parade its weekly Bitcoin acquisitions like a proud peacock showing off its plumage. The world watches with bated breath, or perhaps a slight yawn, as they maintain this relentless momentum.

Following a fanfare of fervent purchases that launched last year, the company confidently snatched up 463 BTC for a mere $53 million on the fourth day of August, following swiftly with another 518 BTC, valued at $61.4 million, on the twelfth. It is clear their ambition to gather Bitcoin reserves is as clear as a sunny day-though one might question whether they have any sense of moderation left!

And lo, the influence of their grand vision sprawls across the expanse of Asia, where numerous companies now ponder the merits of Bitcoin as a treasury asset. This shift is surely buoyed by the advancing shores of regulatory clarity, like a lighthouse guiding ships home.

Just last week, the company WiseLink from Taiwan, not wanting to be left behind in the Bitcoin frenzy, stepped onto the bandwagon, committing an impressive $10 million via a convertible note to the Nasdaq-listed Top Win International. One can only imagine the glee in their offices as they bolster their “Bitcoin + Cross-Border Finance” strategy, with more companies indulging in the delightful dance of digital assets.

Other companies, such as South Korea’s own K Wave Media, have partnered with Galaxy Digital, gallantly charging ahead with their own BTC treasury plans, while Singapore’s Genius Group ambitiously raised their foresight to 10,000 BTC-a target once merely fanciful, now conquerable!

Crowning Glory: The Strongest Quarter Yet!

As if scripted by a master storyteller, thanks to their audacious BTC strategy, Metaplanet has lauded itself with the most fruitful quarter in its existence. CEO Simon Gerovich, undoubtedly sporting a smile broader than the Volga River, declared it a performance worthy of epic narratives. Ordinary profit surged to an astonishing $117.8 million, a turnabout from a prior $46.7 million loss that would make anyone rise from the ashes like a phoenix!

Revenue climbed to dizzying heights, lifting 41% quarter-on-quarter to $8.4 million, whilst gross profit sweetly increased by 38%, reaching a delectable $5.5 million. And lo and behold, a year-to-date Bitcoin yield of 468.1% for 2025 has been recorded, leaving mere mortals gasping in amazement.

“Our expectations remain high as we project a year-end revenue of ¥3.4 billion and an operating profit of ¥2.5 billion, buoyed by recurring cash-secured-put premiums and our stellar operational performance. Positive operating cash flow lets us redeploy capital raised in equity markets into Bitcoin acquisitions, all aimed at compounding NAV per share much to the delight of shareholders!”

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2025-08-18 10:15