Larry David on Pakistan & Kyrgyzstan’s Crypto Love Affair 🤦‍♂️

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Oh, great. Pakistan and Kyrgyzstan are really doubling down on crypto. Because clearly, the world needed *these* two guys teaming up to dive headfirst into blockchain. 🚀 Or should I say, dive headfirst into chaos?

Bilal Bin Saqib—Pakistan’s Minister of State for *cough* “Crypto and Blockchain”—had a nice little Zoom chat with Kyrgyzstan’s Farkhat Aminov. They agreed to:

  • Share “know-how” (aka Google “how blockchain works”)
  • Build “joint rules” (aka argue for six months over semantics)
  • Push blockchain projects together (aka send tweets about it)

“Deepening” Crypto Ties? More Like Desperate Ones. 🙄

Pakistan wants a formal deal—of course they do. Nothing screams legitimacy like a MoU written on a napkin. And guess what? They even formed a whole “Pakistan Crypto Council.” Because if there’s one thing bureaucrats love, it’s committees.

Oh, and Donald Trump signed Pakistan’s Virtual Assets Ordinance. Because sure, *that’s* who I want regulating my Bitcoin—the guy who thinks a stablecoin is something you put under a wobbly table. 🪑

Michael Saylor, Bitcoin’s resident hype man, praised Pakistan. Shockingly, a guy who makes money when prices go up thinks this is a *great* idea. Who saw *that* coming? 🎭

Strengthening Trade Links? Good Luck With That. 🍀

These two economic powerhouses want $100 million in trade. Wow. Jeff Bezos sneezes and loses more than that. But sure, let’s all pretend this is a game-changer.

They’re gonna improve “regional routes”—because historically, when Kyrgyzstan and Pakistan collaborate on logistics, everything goes *smoothly.* 🚛💨 And nothing screams “trustworthy investment” like two governments promising to share a “rulebook.” 📜 (Probably written in disappearing ink.)

Anyway, stay tuned for the next thrilling installment of Cryptocurrency Bureaucratic Theater. Coming soon to a Zoom call near you.

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2025-08-03 05:14