Kiyosaki’s $100 Silver Bet-Explosive Gains or Pure Lunacy? 🤯

Silver is back, darling! Robert Kiyosaki, the man who turned “Rich Dad Poor Dad” into a financial bible (and a reason for dads everywhere to feel inadequate), is predicting that shiny metal will moon like a caffeinated kangaroo. 🚀

The Man Who Would Bet $100 on Silver (And Probably Eat It If He Lost)

Robert Kiyosaki, the author who convinced millions that their parents were financial dunces (thanks, Robert), has now decreed what he’d do with a crisp $100 bill-assuming, of course, he hadn’t already buried it in his backyard alongside gold bars and Bitcoin wallets. His book, which has outsold common sense in 50 languages, gives him the divine right to predict markets like a carnival fortune teller.

On September 28th, Kiyosaki took to X (formerly Twitter, formerly sanity) and declared:

If I had $100, what would I invest in? I would buy more silver coins. Silver has been manipulated for years. (Unlike my book sales, which are totally organic.)

Then, like a wizard casting a dubious spell, he added: “In September 2025, silver is about to explode. I predict your $100 in silver will be $500 in a year. I am buying more tomorrow. Please do not miss silver’s explosion-unless you enjoy watching money evaporate like my faith in the dollar.”

The man has been banging the gold-and-silver drum louder than a toddler with a saucepan, warning that fiat money is doomed (while conveniently ignoring that his book royalties are paid in… fiat money). His latest prophecy? Silver isn’t just undervalued-it’s been oppressed, like a noble metal trapped in a dungeon of Wall Street villains. 🏰

But wait! Before you melt your grandma’s cutlery, know this: Kiyosaki also loves Bitcoin. Yes, the same man who once said “cash is trash” now hoards digital coins like a dragon with trust issues. He’s bought BTC, urged others to do the same, and probably whispers blockchain mantras to his gold bars at night.

Over the years, Kiyosaki has warned that the U.S. dollar is collapsing faster than a soufflé in a hurricane. His solution? Buy shiny things. Gold! Silver! Bitcoin! Beanie Babies! (Okay, maybe not that last one.) His message is clear: the apocalypse is coming, and the only survivors will be those clutching metal bars and USB wallets. Good luck, everyone else. 🤷‍♂️

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2025-09-30 03:58