Oh, Jim Cramer, the financial oracle with a flair for the dramatic, has graced us with yet another hot take on Bitcoin. This time, he’s taken to his X page (yes, the platform formerly known as Twitter, because why not?) to share his thoughts on BTC’s latest rollercoaster ride. Spoiler alert: it’s as confusing as a cat trying to understand quantum physics.
The Cramer Effect: When Wrong is Right
Apparently, Cramer’s now Team Bitcoin, or so he says. He’s all like, “Yeah, the fortress floor is lower,” which is just a fancy way of saying Bitcoin keeps bouncing back like a rubber duck in a bathtub. But let’s be real, the crypto community is side-eyeing him harder than a vegan at a steakhouse. Why? Because the man’s track record is about as reliable as a weather forecast in London.
The crypto crowd is convinced his “support” is just him being ironically bearish, which, let’s be honest, is peak Cramer. The Inverse Cramer Indicator (yes, that’s a thing) just flashed bullish, meaning every time he doubts BTC, it skyrockets. 2020, 2023, and now 2026-someone get this man a calendar, or better yet, a crystal ball.
The Inverse Cramer indicator just flashed bullish.
Every time you’ve been skeptical on BTC, it’s ripped. 2020, 2023, now 2026.
This “fortress floor” getting lower? That’s called consolidation. We’ve seen 6 straight years of higher lows on the yearly chart.
Appreciate the…
– raster (@rasterfinance) February 3, 2026
Bitcoin: The Phoenix of the Financial World
Meanwhile, actual crypto enthusiasts are like, “Jim who?” They’re busy hoarding BTC like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party. Michael Saylor’s MicroStrategy just bought 855 BTC, because apparently, they didn’t get the memo about the drawdown. And let’s not forget Tom Lee’s Bitmine and TronDAO, who are throwing their hats (and money) into the ring too.
As of now, Bitcoin’s chilling at $78,266, up a cool 0.44% in the last 24 hours. Altcoins? They’re doing their thing, consolidating like it’s a group therapy session. So, while Cramer’s busy being Cramer, the rest of us are here for the rebound. Because let’s face it, Bitcoin’s not just a coin-it’s a mood.
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2026-02-03 17:05