Once a fervent detractor of the digital phantasm, Cramer now regards BTC as a talisman against the impending fiscal apocalypse, a spectacle as mesmerizing as a dachshund chasing a laser dot. 🐕🪞
Cramer’s change of heart mirrors the erratic dance of economic commentators, who weave tales of government profligacy and Bitcoin’s meteoric rise, as if the two were joined by a cosmic string. The Kobeissi Letter, ever the dramatist, notes a $316 billion deficit in May—a record as impressive as a toddler’s finger-painting. 🎨📈
With market prophets forecasting debt to balloon to $38 trillion by 2025, the U.S. dollar’s luster fades faster than a disco ball in a blackout. Elon Musk, the modern-day Cassandra, declares the dollar “hopeless” and donates Bitcoin to his political circus. 🎪💸
Not all are swayed by Cramer’s metamorphosis; attorney John Deaton scoffs, recalling the man’s past dismissal of Bitcoin as a “scam,” a label as enduring as a glitter tattoo. Yet the trend persists: even skeptics now whisper Bitcoin’s name, as if it were a secret password to salvation. 🤫🔒
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2025-07-24 12:58