Ah, dear readers, in a delightful twist of fate that could only be penned by a master of irony, the illustrious venture capitalist Adam Draper has thrown his quill-nay, his entire seal of approval-upon the gubernatorial aspirations of the charming Ian Calderon. This political dalliance was, of course, unfurled on the grand tapestry of social media, where lucidity is as rare as a unicorn on a foggy day.
He said Bitcoin. I’m in.
– Adam Draper ⏻ (@AdamDraper) October 17, 2025
A Democrat Unusual
Meet Calderon: a pro-cryptocurrency Democrat, a veritable unicorn amidst a herd of elephants. In the grand theatre of politics, where the scripts are often drearily predictable, he stands apart, much like a pink flamingo in a flock of seagulls. The youth of today, he ardently proclaims, are as likely to pay their bills with the flick of a wrist as they are to conjure a wish upon a shooting star. “My generation pays bills on our phones. We send money to each other with Venmo. We save in Bitcoin,” he states, as if to say, “Why bother with the old and mundane?”
In an audacious move, the candidate has vowed that California shall henceforth hold BTC on its balance sheet, daringly aligning with the Bitcoin enthusiasts in the less progressive inclinations of the nation. How delightfully scandalous! 📈
A Thrilling Contest
Our hero, Calderon, erstwhile majority leader of the California State Assembly, has gallantly announced his candidacy amidst a cacophony of political jostling that would make even the most polished ringmaster feel a tad queasy. The race, my dear audience, is already rife with tumult and tumults, as Calderon prepares to fend off a veritable cavalcade of Democratic contenders who are as hungry for the crown as a pack of wolves at a steakhouse.
Not to be outdone, the erstwhile frontrunner, former U.S. Representative Katie Porter, has stumbled in a most amusing fashion. Following the viral sensation of her rather abrupt interview cessation, where she chastised her staff with the fervor of a scorned Shakespearean heroine, her status in the race has plummeted faster than a lead balloon. 🎭
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2025-10-17 21:54