HYPE? Seriously?

Okay, so HYPE is at $34. Thirty-four dollars! Like, who decided that was a good price? It’s just sitting there. A “tight structure” they call it. More like a confusing mess, frankly. It was up, it was down, now it’s…just there. Very fragile momentum, apparently. What does that even MEAN? 🙄

And now they’re unloading shares? 2.66%! From the core contributors? It’s always the core contributors! It’s like, “Oh, we made a thing, now let us cash out while you people hold the bag.” $344M worth. You think that’s gonna be smooth? Please. It’s a disaster waiting to happen. A slow-motion disaster, maybe, but a disaster nonetheless.

HYPE Price Today: It’s Defending Something. Maybe.

They keep saying it’s “defending” $31 to $32. Defending? It’s barely holding on! It’s like watching someone try to hold up a building with toothpicks. November was kind, apparently. But each time it bounces off it, it’s a little…weaker. A little more pathetic. And volume’s up when it dips? Well, of course it is! People are trying to salvage something. Good luck with that. 🤷

Short-term moving averages? Forget about it. It can’t even be bothered to go above them. Liquidity grabs below $30? Oh, that’s coming. Mark my words. It’s just a matter of time.

Unlock Disaster: They Just…Gave It Away?

So, they unlocked $344M. And what happened? Up, then down. Shocking! Absolute shocker. Historical behavior? You mean predictable behavior! It’s like they’re actively trying to confuse people. Volatility is elevated? Wow, tell me something I don’t know. 🤦‍♀️

They expect volatility? Well, no kidding! It’s like watching paint dry, then suddenly someone throws a bucket of glitter on it. A very expensive, annoying bucket of glitter.

This Chart…I Can’t Even.

Lower highs, lower lows. Groundbreaking analysis, really. A “critical resistance?” More like an imaginary line someone drew on a graph. It either breaks, or it doesn’t. 🤯 It’s either a relief rally. Or it just keeps going down. Profound.

Two outcomes: Good or bad. They highlighted that for us! Brilliant! The next 24-48 hours are “critical?” They’re always critical. The entire market is a perpetual state of criticality!

VWAP Bands? Are We Just Making Things Up Now?

Trading around VWAP bands. Flipping. Flipping! Like a fish out of water! It’s indecisive and potentially a correction. Two for the price of one! It’s either early accumulation or…wait for it…a sharp correction! You can’t make this stuff up. 😒

Possibility of a breakdown to $29.50? Of course! Reclaiming $36 to $37? Dream on.

Descending Channel? Oh, Give Me a Break.

A descending channel. A pattern that often precedes reversals. “Often.” So, not always. And it requires volume! Which HYPE doesn’t have! It’s a guide, not a confirmation. So basically, it’s useless. And Don thinks $60 is a target? I need a drink. 🍸

Hyperliquid Price Prediction: The Outlook is…Something.

Volatility will expand. Groundbreaking. If it defends $31 to $32, it might build a base. Maybe. But I’m not optimistic. I just…I’m not.

The (Slightly Delusional) Bullish Case

If it defends and reclaims $36-$37, things get interesting. $42, $45. Suddenly we’re talking big numbers. All dependent on volume, of course. Which, again, it doesn’t have. $55-$60? Yeah right.

Let’s Be Realistic: It’s Going Down

Lose $31 to $32? $29.50. It’s inevitable. Below that? Forget about it. $27. Possibly $25. Just accept your losses and move on.

Final Thoughts (Mostly Complaints)

It’s all intersecting. Dynamics, compression, sentiment. It’s just…a lot. The unlock is over. Now it’s up to the $31 to $32 zone. Which it will probably lose. Just saying. And honestly, who even cares? This is just… irritating. I have better things to do.

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