Fortunes, Fates, and Bitcoin: DigitalX Gets a $13.5M Blessing from Animoca (Spoiler: Gold Not Included) đŸȘ™đŸ’°

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  • Yat Siu, that sage of Animoca Brands, vows to bestow his wisdom upon DigitalX’s Bitcoin strategy (he apparently knows a thing or two about magic internet money). đŸ€”âœš
  • The newly accumulated rubles (or rather, dollars) will aid DigitalX as it attempts to fatten its stash of mystical Bitcoin and dabble in other blockchain affairs. đŸ·đŸ’Ž
  • Together, our heroes dream of transforming DigitalX into a towering entity in the ever-volatile land of digital assets and cryptocurrencies, where fortunes are made—and lost—before breakfast. đŸš€đŸ’„

It was a time of uncertainty and restless pursuit, when DigitalX, a humble steward of digital fortunes (trading on the great ASX marketplace where hopes rise and fall like Moscow winters), found itself with 20.7 million—yes, 13.5 million in American currency—bestowed by those mysterious benefactors from Animoca Brands in Hong Kong. UTXO Management and ParaFi Capital, names spoken in hushed tones among Bitcoiners, joined this curious procession.

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Animoca Brands, seeing perhaps a reflection of themselves (but with fewer yachts), acted as both patron and counsel, guiding DigitalX by the hand as a babushka guides her beloved—sometimes by the ear.

The arrival of capital, like a fresh loaf of black bread amid famine, instilled hope and emboldened DigitalX to grow its stockpile of that most mystical of assets: Bitcoin. Some called it “digital gold” (presumably because even alchemists were seeking new job opportunities in these modern times).

As Yat Siu, a man of no small opinions and even smaller Bitcoin wallets, proclaimed with the solemnity of a czar contemplating winter, “Bitcoin is the digital gold and the lodestone of this era.” Still, one wonders if he keeps his passwords written on napkins.

Not to be outshone, DigitalX flexed its modern credentials by offering an ASX-listed spot Bitcoin ETF—naturally, because what is progress if not wrapping ancient ideas (like gold) in shiny jargon? They worshiped at the altar of blockchain, presumably praying for the number to always go up.

DigitalX Bolsters Bitcoin Strategy with Animoca Brands’ Yat Siu Joining Advisory Board

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With a flurry of signatures and no doubt several unsendable emails, Yat Siu and the enigmatic HervĂ© Larren found themselves elevated to DigitalX’s Strategic Advisory Board, where presumably they will offer sage advice like “don’t lose the private keys” and “buy the dip.” They are to dispense wisdom on crypto trends, even as the world wonders if Web3 is a dinner party or an existential crisis.

Their involvement, as any fortune teller in St. Petersburg would agree, might position DigitalX for greatness—or at least for a really good press release. With Leigh Travers already moonlighting as non-executive chair, it seems both companies enjoy a cozy game of musical chairs.

Animoca, armed with knowledge of digital property rights, will lend its might to DigitalX, probably while rolling its eyes at the latest blockchain buzzwords. Together, they claim to believe in Bitcoin—a conviction as dramatic as a Tolstoyan duel but with more memes.

And so, with a treasury of Bitcoin swelling like the Volga in spring and no shortage of advisors, DigitalX prepares to embrace the fickle tides of fortune in digital assets. Whether this leads to glory or just another gripping chapter in the saga of human folly, only time—and possibly another funding round—will tell. ⏳😏

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2025-07-08 21:32