The market’s a-risin’ like a dust storm in July, according to CoinStats-though whether it’ll bury us in gold or gravel remains to be seen 🌵.
ETH/USD
ETH’s been kickin’ up a fuss like a mule in a thunderstorm, spittin’ out a 3.18% gain since yesterday 🐴💨.
Now look here-on the hourly chart, it tried to punch through that $2,834 ceiling like a drunk tryin’ to breakdance. Spoiler: it fell flat 🃏.
But if the daily candlestick holds near that mark? Might be the first hiccup before a full-blown belch toward $2,900 🥂.
Longer term? The volume’s drier than a riverbed in August, so don’t hold your breath for fireworks. Traders’re sittin’ on their hands like they’re waitin’ for the punchline to a joke that’ll never land 🌵📉.
But mark my words-if that weekly bar closes above $2,857, it’s like harvestin’ early corn: expect a moonshot to $3K quicker than you can say “blockchain” 🚜🌕.
Ethereum’s hangin’ around $2,817 like a stray dog at a cookout. Whether it gets fed or chased off? That’s the gamble, pilgrim.
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2025-11-23 16:58