Ethereum’s Drama: ETFs Bring Cash, But Will ETH Stop Being a Hot Mess?

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Ethereum (ETH) is currently doing that thing where it pretends to be stable, like your ex who suddenly posts yoga pics after a breakup. 📈

Sure, there’s resistance on the charts, but Monday’s ETF inflows are like that one friend who shows up with pizza during a crisis-small but appreciated. 🍕

$5 Million ETH ETF Inflows: Because Even Crypto Needs a Sugar Daddy

ETH is flexing on the 4-hour chart like it’s auditioning for a Marvel movie. And why not? Monday’s ETF inflows were basically a $5 million pat on the back. 💰

According to SoSoValue (which sounds like a dating app for finance bros), spot Ethereum ETFs pulled in $5.042 million on January 12. That’s enough to buy… well, not a yacht, but maybe a nice used Tesla. 🚗

But wait-BlackRock’s ETHA ETF lost $79.9 million, because of course it did. Meanwhile, Fidelity, Bitwise, and the others were like, “We’ll just stand here and do nothing, thanks.” 🙃

21Shares brought in $5 million like a responsible adult, while Grayscale’s ETHE and ETH products raked in $50.7 million and $29.3 million, respectively. Because nothing says “stable investment” like crypto ETFs. 🤷‍♀️

As of January 12, Ethereum ETFs have sucked in $12.44 billion total-which is roughly 5% of ETH’s market cap. So, you know, just pocket change. 💸

Meanwhile, Bitcoin ETFs got $117 million (yawn), Solana scraped together $10.67 million (bless), and XRP somehow pulled in $15.04 million. Someone’s still buying XRP? Really? 🤨

ETH Price Outlook: Will It Moon or Faceplant Like a Drunk Unicorn?

ETH is chilling above its ascending trendline like it’s lounging on a pool float. The RSI is rising, momentum is building, and everything’s coming up Ethereum… unless it’s not. 🙃

The RSI is hovering around 50, which is basically crypto’s version of “I’m fine, really.” One bad day, and ETH could be crying into its ledger. 😢

Traders looking to go long should wait for ETH to decisively close above $3,150-because nothing says “smart move” like waiting for confirmation in an unregulated market. 🤡

If ETH pulls it off, it could aim for $3,223-$3,296 next. Or it could crash. Who knows? Crypto is basically astrology for finance bros. 🌙

Right now, ETH is facing resistance at $3,150 like it’s a bouncer at a club. Volume profiles show both bulls and bears throwing punches, but honestly, it’s anyone’s guess who wins. 🥊

If ETH tanks, the bullish thesis goes out the window faster than a millennial deleting their dating apps. A break below the trendline could send ETH back to $3,058-aka “the price it was at last Tuesday.” 📉

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2026-01-13 10:02