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Investment advisors have gone full crypto cowboy with Ethereum, but will their $1.35 billion bet make ETH reach for the stars-or crash into a wall of sarcasm?
Investment advisors have outdone themselves, buying up Ethereum like it’s the last box of discounted wine on a wine rack. According to Bloomberg, they now hold twice as much ETH as hedge funds. Hedge funds, for the record, are the financial version of someone who buys a house and immediately regrets it. 🤷♂️
Advisors’ ETH stash: $1.35 billion. Hedge funds’ stash: $687 million. Math checks out. Advisors are basically saying, “We’re smarter, wealthier, and we’re taking the kids to the blockchain theme park.”
Good for ETH?
This 2x advantage is the financial equivalent of a “trend shift,” according to one analyst. Translation: Maybe advisors will start sprinkling ETH into client portfolios like confetti at a crypto-themed wedding. 🎉
“Still relatively small, but if this is the start of a trend shift towards a percentage allocation of their clients’ portfolios to ETH, this number can rapidly increase.”
Goldman Sachs led the charge with $721 million in ETH ETFs-because nothing says “I trust you” like a Wall Street bank investing in a digital ledger. Jane Street and Millennium Management followed, probably while sipping $15 lattes and muttering about “the future.”
Spot ETH ETFs are currently on a tear, raking in $9.12 billion in Q3 alone. That’s enough to buy every person in Manhattan a latte and a tiny plot of land in the Metaverse. 🌐
At press time, ETH hit a new high of $4.95k. Not quite $5k, but hey, it’s a start. Or a cliffhanger. Or a setup for a sequel nobody asked for. 🚀
Standard Chartered, the bank that probably still uses slide rules, thinks ETH could hit $7.5k by 2025. Meanwhile, the Options market is betting on it too. But let’s be real: The only thing moving faster than Ethereum is a hedge fund manager’s panic when the coffee goes cold.
Right now, traders are giving ETH a 6.5% chance of hitting $5k in August. By September? A sunny 37%. That’s like saying, “Sure, maybe, if the moon lands in a Bitcoin wallet.”
Chances of $7.5k by December? A paltry 16%. But hey, if Google’s new GCUL blockchain ever takes off, we might all be trading Ethereum for Google stock. Or maybe not. Who knows? The future is a mystery even Google can’t solve. 😬
If ETH treasury demand keeps booming, those lofty targets might not be so lofty after all. But if Google cracks the “distribution effect,” Ethereum’s “accrual narrative” could vanish faster than your savings in a bear market. Thanks, James Checkmate. 🙏
In the end, it’s a crypto chess match: ETFs vs. Google, treasuries vs. trepidation. But for now, let’s raise a glass (of pumpkin spice latte) to Ethereum’s wild ride. 🥂
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2025-08-29 02:03