Oh, the Ethereum core developers, those paragons of innovation, have unveiled their grand designs for 2026-codenamed “Glamsterdam” and “Hegota.”
What a delightful shift! 🎉 A strategic pivot toward a faster release cadence, as if the blockchain world wasn’t already moving at the speed of light. 🚀
Ethereum Shifts to Biannual Upgrades to Fend Off High-Speed Rivals
“Glamsterdam” is set for the first half of 2026, arriving fast on the heels of the recent “Fusaka” hard fork. 🤡 A true marathon of updates, it seems.
According to developers, Glamsterdam will focus on immediate scalability and efficiency fixes, primarily through gas optimizations and “Enshrined Proposer-Builder Separation” (ePBS). 🧠 A term so thrilling, it’s like watching a soap opera. 😴
This technical upgrade aims to separate the roles of block builders and block proposers at the protocol level. It reduces censorship risks and further decentralizes the network. 🤝 A noble goal, if you ignore the fact that it’s 2026 and we’re still debating this. 🤷♂️
Meanwhile, the developers intend to finalize the full feature list for Glamsterdam immediately following the holiday break. 🎄 Because nothing says “priority” like a post-holiday sprint. 🧘♂️
On the other hand, the second phase of the 2026 sprint, “Hegota,” targets the latter half of the year. 🌙 A name that screams “dual nature,” combining the “Bogota” execution-layer update with the “Heze” consensus-layer update. 🤯 Why not? 🤷♀️
Christine Kim, a former Vice President at Galaxy Digital who now closely tracks protocol governance, noted that scoping discussions for Hegota will commence on the January 8 All Core Developers call. 🗣️ A meeting so important, it’s like a TED Talk for blockchain enthusiasts. 🎤
These sessions will determine the fork’s “headliner” features, with a finalized scope expected by late February. 📅 Because nothing says “urgency” like a February deadline. 🧐
Other Planned Updates
Parallel to these structural changes, the Ethereum Foundation is aggressively reorienting its long-term research toward security hardening. 🔒 A noble endeavor, if you ignore the fact that we’re still dealing with basic security issues. 🤔
Researcher George Kadianakis confirmed that the network aims to achieve “128-bit provable security” by year-end 2026. The cryptographic standard is considered essential for institutional-grade financial applications. 🏦 A standard so secure, it’s like locking your front door with a padlock and a chainsaw. 🔒
“For zkEVMs, this isn’t academic. A soundness issue is not like other security issues. If an attacker can forge a proof, they can forge anything: mint tokens from nothing, rewrite state, steal funds. For an L1 zkEVM securing hundreds of billions of dollars, the security margin is not negotiable,” he stated.
The Foundation has linked this initiative to specific milestones, including a “soundcalc” integration in February and full alignment with the Glamsterdam hard fork in May. 🗓️ A calendar so busy, it’s a wonder anyone has time to sleep. 😴
Meanwhile, these efforts aim to remove the technical friction that currently limits Ethereum’s mass adoption. 🚫 A lofty goal, if you ignore the fact that “mass adoption” is still a myth. 🤭
To bridge this gap, developers are implementing a strategy to lower entry barriers and match the intuitive simplicity of mainstream consumer applications. 🧠 A strategy so simple, it’s almost genius. 🤯
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