Ethereum’s £12K Dream: A Coward’s Guide to Crypto Craziness

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Darling macro strategist Henrik Zeberg, with the precision of a maître d’ at an overpriced soiree, has prognosticated that Ethereum (ETH) could, mere months from now, sashays its way to a dazzling $12,000. Naturally, he’s also been rather generous in his predictions – in August, he had the audacity to suggest that crypto’s bubble could balloon by another 400%, as if we haven’t seen enough bubble bath already!

Recently, he makes a cameo appearance to declare ETH might just “soar” – a word that pairs well with champagne and dreams – but quickly warns us about the “biggest bubble ever,” which sounds less like a frenzy and more like an argument with reality. During this “extreme” euphoria, ETH could outshine the stodgy old Bitcoin, though given history’s penchant for ruins, the grand finale might well be a crash of catastrophic proportions. Think of it as riding a phoenix straight into a thermos of champagne – exhilarating, but probably a mess to clean up.

Polymarket bettors: the party poopers or prophets?

Meanwhile, the wise folk over at Polymarket, who evidently have a crystal ball somewhere under their Gucci tracksuits, give only a 3% chance of Bitcoin nudging $10,000 this year – that’s about as likely as me becoming a ballet dancer in my old age. ETH’s chances of hitting $17,000? A meager 1%. The sentiment? Let’s just say, the bulls are feeling about as hopeful as a flat ace at a poker game when October’s crypto performance was more damp squib than fireworks.

So, grab your popcorn-if you’re brave enough-and watch the crypto circus perform its finest, most dramatic act yet. It’s all very exciting, isn’t it? 💃📉

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2025-10-30 17:47